imthetrashman: (006)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm

Fifth Trial

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]


Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
studentbody: (04)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-07-14 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so confused. He's right there? He's not even dead.
studentbody: (02)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-07-14 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[...]

That's kinda relatable.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean he's the culprit? Because that would make this a lot, LOT easier.

[Penny's got a bloody axe at her podium. It's probably fine. She's probably fine.]
codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Default)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I don't believe we would be having this trial if he was.
studentbody: (11)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-07-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't kn—oh. Penny, what the hell is that!
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[So. Penny has an axe. There's pony blood on it. So that's a thing.]

I think- um. This is probably what. Happened to Fizzy. Whoever did it either has really good aim or really, REALLY bad aim, because she was the only- um. There were only marks on her. From the axe. Not anything around her.

But she might've been moved a little? There were some drag marks in the blood, she might've- started a little closer to the kitchen. Than where we found her.

[This is fine, she's fine.]

Oh- and. There were some feathers around the lobby, too. From Miss Ginger.

[Everything is fine.]
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
We might? They're kind of wads like that.

[Maybe? It's a hope, okay.]
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The murder weapon, I'm pretty sure.

[EVERYTHING. IS. FINE.]
Edited 2018-07-14 18:44 (UTC)
studentbody: (06)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-07-14 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[her voice is Very Small]

Poor Fizzy....
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[Small voice, big mood.]
udderly: (la la la la la)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAHAHAHAHAHA

b y e he is mentally fucking checking out now he doesn't need to think about his daughter like that.]
codeofhero: (Look he's actually smiling)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's a big hope]

Only 'kind of'?
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[fun fact, Penny really, really didn't want to think about Fizzy this way either but here we are]

[only not fun at all and more horrible and traumatic]
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just in the sense of- I guess they've usually just said when it was one of them, before? I could absolutely believe they'd make us have a trial over one of their punishments, but why make the change NOW, I guess.
codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Default)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... perhaps they are rather sick of us by now. Despite all the deaths, nothing has specifically changed.
in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm- I guess we'll find out. If one of them did do all this, I don't think Mister Swackhammer is smart enough to really cover up a murder.
candymancan: (smug fuck)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who's still wearing the talisman for as long as he can keep up the act?]

Ginger's body had been blackened to a crisp in the oven. The oven had been left on overnight. There were multiple bite and scuff marks on the oven itself, the counter, and overall in the surrounding area. The teeth impressions were made by sharp teeth.

[holds up two plastic bags] In this bag, I have ashes that I found on the counter, that I believe are from weed. In the other bag, I have long, red, human hair found at the scene.
udderly: (what the guys go crazy for)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-14 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh wait he could actually be useful here]

I can smell the ashes, if you want.
treefetish: (and the bible didn't mention us)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... Was she still alive, then? [after all the damage that happened to her...]
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh- oh no, maybe. Or- there was someone besides the killer there and they tried moving her to help, or-

[Hang on.]

[Penny takes a second to look between Audrey and... Audrey.]


...um. Are there actually two of you, or-

[Thanks, Wonka, you've got her questioning reality.]
treefetish: (who compares with you)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Oh, gosh, right, I forgot about that! [grins] Isn't it funny? Have you guys really not noticed until just now?
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank goodness.

[She's been a little worried about this kind of thing since King Dice threw her into a wall, it's fine.]

But- um, yes, actually. I'm sorry.
treefetish: (it just had to be)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's some kind of magical curse or something; I don't really get it. It's hilarious, right? It's like I have a twin!
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Curse- OH. I thought you meant there'd been two of you all along, since the beginning. Oh. So who's-

[She looks around, doing a quick headcount.]

...Mister Wonka? Really?

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