Mr. Swackhammer (
imthetrashman) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm
Fifth Trial
[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

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[...]
That's kinda relatable.
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I think- um. This is probably what. Happened to Fizzy. Whoever did it either has really good aim or really, REALLY bad aim, because she was the only- um. There were only marks on her. From the axe. Not anything around her.
But she might've been moved a little? There were some drag marks in the blood, she might've- started a little closer to the kitchen. Than where we found her.
[This is fine, she's fine.]
Oh- and. There were some feathers around the lobby, too. From Miss Ginger.
[Everything is fine.]
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b y e he is mentally fucking checking out now he doesn't need to think about his daughter like that.]
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[only not fun at all and more horrible and traumatic]
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An axe? Where would someone find that?
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Ginger's body had been blackened to a crisp in the oven. The oven had been left on overnight. There were multiple bite and scuff marks on the oven itself, the counter, and overall in the surrounding area. The teeth impressions were made by sharp teeth.
[holds up two plastic bags] In this bag, I have ashes that I found on the counter, that I believe are from weed. In the other bag, I have long, red, human hair found at the scene.
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I can smell the ashes, if you want.
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hey mods
Re: hey mods
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Should we... check the hair against people, maybe? Or at least... the people who have long red hair right now.
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mods!
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...
MODS
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I, uh, found this, though. [Holds up Fizzy's rainbow heart thing.]
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[She's pretty sure Fizzy didn't like her that much, but Cleo is still sad about the weird tiny horse friend.]
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VOTING TIME
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WONKA]
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Wonka writes down Audrey's name without a second thought, and briefly wonders if there's anything else chaotic he can do with this thing before she dies and people get even more weirded out by him looking like her.]
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[She loves you, weed, but you did Audrey real dirty. Still...she can't really deny the facts, here.]
Audrey :(
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swackhammer
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1/2
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KidruAudrey
[And then she's just gonna. Slide down and sit with her back to her podium, pulling her knees up to her chest and hiding her face.]
[Everything. Is. Fine.]
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[He's just talking to himself while he inputs:
> AUDREY
This sucks, and he is never trying weed ever again.]
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[fuck this, actually]
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This is about par for the course with my crush life.
>Audrey
[ then she just kind of. stands there at her podium. ]
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The Lor-slam (cw for cannibalism)
[King Dice snaps his fingers and Audrey disappears and soon reappears at the end of the basketball court with… another Audrey?
It appears that King Dice also sent in Wonka disguised as Audrey, either unaware or on purpose.
Before Wonka can object however, smoke figures start surrounding the duo. After they appear to ponder the two, they lunge at them, clawing and biting at them.
Wonka puts a bit more of a fight than Audrey, who just seems to accept this (minus a few half hearted slaps at the smoke figures and a “quit it”), but the smoke figures seem determined to rip them limb from limb.
One of the smoke figures grabs at the pendant Wonka was wearing, ripping it off and reverting him back to his candyman state. Almost instantly after, another smoke figure slaps him in the face and he is knocked to the ground, now motionless.
They stop paying any attention to Wonka now as they now devote their full attention to trying to tear off all of Audrey’s limbs. One of them successfully rips off Audrey’s arm and she finally shows some emotion of gasping in pain. Satisfied that they got her arm off, the smoke figure starts… gnawing on her arm.
While a few more figures also start gnawing on her arm, the attack on Audrey continues as they continue attacking her, biting her flesh off and fighting over her body. The living guests soon can’t see what’s going on, as the figures crowd around Audrey to the point they can’t see her, and all they can hear is the sound of eating.
After what feels like an eternity, they finally vanish, leaving the ripped apart, half eaten remains of Audrey.]
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Eh maybe not my best work but not half bad for my first try, I must say.