Fifth Trial

[imthetrashman]

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]

Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

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[loneleye]

[Hm. Yeah, that one’s probably the biggest problem.

Or. It would be, if he’d had any time to actually process anything before his neck was sliced. Instead his body just drops backwards barely an instant after the card hits him, entirely still.]

[bringmecontracts]

[King Dice chuckles darkly as he walks up to the limp body, kicking him lightly to see if he reacts.

Kubo is dead]

Now, I suppose that makes me the ruler of the park now.

[He turns to the rest.]

Unless you wanna make a big deal outta this, I suggest we wrap up tonight's event. If any of ya even think of attackin' me, I must remind everyone that I have proven time and time again that I can kill ya without breakin' a sweat.

[oh_worm]

[ okay, you know what, there goes Beth Tezuka's last fuck ]

So you're still going to kill the girl you set up with your whack drugs? That's still how you're going to end this? Why do you care?

[bringmecontracts]

I'll tell ya what, kid:

I don't care.

[oh_worm]

Then why are you doing this!? Why keep us here?

[bringmecontracts]

What can I say? It's what I do.

[oh_worm]

Alright, fine. Then I'm gonna take some time, and then I'm gonna do what I do, and I gonna wreck your face and rescue these peeps, because I'm a Bravest Freaking Warrior! Because trust me, I don't care about you, either. Sound good, Cube Dude?

[in4apounding]

Beth-!

[Okay! Throw down it is, apparently. Maybe not immediately, but like heck she's trusting King Dice in all this.]

[It's enough to get her moving, anyway, and she just kind of- takes the quickest path between her and Beth. If any podiums are in the way she's going over them, not around.]

Not alone, you're not. And- I don't actually have a big speech beyond that, but yours was really cool.

[codeofhero]

[Dinobot's still just over here, but you know what. He feels better yelling it out.]

You are certainly not alone! Far less than King Dice over there.