Fifth Trial

[imthetrashman]

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]

Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

Comments

[treefetish]

Uh, I've already had a pretty negative experience with a magical artifact this week? So, I'm gonna have to pass.

[candymancan]

Whereas I've had a fairly positive experience with them, all factors considered. [He reaches a hand out expectantly to Gandhi.]

[standsforrevenge]

Waitwaitwait, hold on- [Looks at Audrey 1] You saw another one of these magic thingys around?

[treefetish]

Yeah, Mr. Wonka found some kind of... weird necklace thing on a shrine to Hades. It bit me.

[standsforrevenge]

That bastard.

[Gandhi he's right there.]

[candymancan]

Who's the bastard? Me or the necklace?

[codeofhero]

Hmm, strange. And it creates a sort of disguise.

[udderly]

. . . It doesn't matter who opens it, really. It'll work as long as it hasn't been danaged.

[standsforrevenge]

Here!

[Guess what you get a magic rainbow locket.]

[udderly]

. . . Thanks?

[He just stares down at it for a couple seconds before opening it away from his face.]

[carbonairhead]

[ LOOK IT'S A FUCKING RAINBOW

The Rainbow of Light emerges from the locket and floats around in a figure-eight. ...This is weird usually there's......something to fight??? ]

[treefetish]

... Oh, cool, I guess it does still work!

[udderly]

Um, hey. Guess you don't know who did this either, huh?

[He was definitely just hoping it would attack whoever did this to Fizzy.]

[carbonairhead]

[ Figure-eights intensify. Also forms into a question mark. Did what? ]

[udderly]

Fizzy's dead. Someone attacked her.

[carbonairhead]

[ ...The rainbow visibly deflates. It sinks down, becoming smaller, and rests on a podium. Awesome??? ]

[udderly]

. . . I'm sorry. You can go back in the locket now.

[Great, he made a rainbow depressed.]

[carbonairhead]

[ Into the locket the rainbow goes, bye sluts. ]

[candymancan]

[you fucked up a perfectly good representation of gay love is what you did. look at it. it's got depression]

[udderly]

[PRETTY SURE YOU DID THAT FIRST, "HORRIBLE COUPLE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER WONKASLIDE." i can't be blamed here.]