Fifth Trial

[imthetrashman]

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]

Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

Comments

[treefetish]

Oh, a lot. I mean, when I woke up covered in blood this morning, I was like, "Wow, so weird! I probably overdid it a little."

"It's okay, though! I'm pretty sure none of it was mine.

[oh_worm]

[ hey what the fuck ]

Are you... are you joking?

[treefetish]

... No? Why, did I say something funny?

[oh_worm]

Are you still smoking that uh. Space weed?

[treefetish]

[just. wordlessly holds up pipe she's been smoking literally this whole time.]

paging king dice

[oh_worm]

Hey, King Dice? What's... actually in that stuff?

[bringmecontracts]

[He takes a long inhale of his own cigar, it smells distinctly like the weed Audrey is smoking

King Dice then locks eyes with Beth, with a knowing smile.]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[oh_worm]

[ okay, a villain she can fight. this she can handle. ]

I would, actually. Name, side effects, chemical composition, you know. Whatever it was that you didn't tell Audrey about it.

[bringmecontracts]

And I got a question for you, kiddo:

If I didn't tell Audrey what it does to ya, why would I tell someone I don't care about?

[treefetish]

[awwww, friendship!]

[bringmecontracts]

[Audrey: heavily stroked King Dice's ego and therefore the closest thing he has to positive cr in this hellhole.]

[in4apounding]

[friends don't give friends magic murderweed]

[at least not without making the potential side-effects really clear]

[oh_worm]

Because you don't lose anything by telling us at this point. It made her kill them, right? Is it just that simple?

[bringmecontracts]

I don't lose anything, but I don't wanna risk losin' business.

But I will give ya this hint: yes, the weed can have that effect on ya.

[oh_worm]

I will literally come to your tent to play every globdamn day if that's what it takes to get a straight answer, but... okay, fine, it can have that effect. Did you make her do it in any way, or was it all the spweed?

[candymancan]

... Honestly, I'm surprised you told them anything. I would have thought you'd love to see me get executed and all of them die as a result.