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Fifth Trial

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]

Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

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I don't see why. All it does is help me relax a little.

And- make you forget an entire night after getting something to eat. When we've found Ginger in- in the oven.

[Holy shit though at least she was STILL just in the oven, this could've been way worse.]

And. You just said you woke up covered in blood. After Fizzy was- she-

Please say you're kidding, please, if this is a joke it really isn't funny.

... I don't understand what you guys think I'm joking about?

...Where did the blood come from, Audrey.

[She. Fucking hates this. So very much.]

[shrugs casually]

Not from me.

What the heck, guys? Audrey didn't do this!

That's really not good because I'M PRETTY SURE IT CAME FROM FIZZY AND MAYBE GINGER AND THAT'S REALLY BAD.

[Just. Putting that out there explicitly.]

Oh.

[considers...

shrugs again]

Probably.

......

..............

[ w e l p ]

But I don't wanna have to kill you.

[just another shrug]

It's fine. Nothing really matters, y'know?

It matters to me!

Oh.

[holds out. pipe to her.]

You can make that stop, if you wanna.

[are you serious right now]

[yeah, no, Penny's taking a smack at the pipe, she's trying to knock the entire thing out of Audrey's hand if she can]

[fuck the pipe, the pipe is evil, maybe if they destroy it that will fix everything]

[like a full minute pause as she just. stares at her hand.]

... Rude.

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in4apounding - 2018-07-15 04:22 (UTC) - Expand

Nah, man! It's Wonka! He's framing you! You're too hot to be a unicorn murderer!

I mean, if all the evidence points to me and not him, I wouldn't want you guys getting in trouble for voting wrong.

It's not voting wrong if we're voting for that psycho!

No, no! That means you'd die. And that would be sad. I don't want my friends to die for me.

But you didn't do it! There's no way! You couldn't have! We slept together!

I know! And that's why I don't want you to hurt yourself for me. We're friends, right?

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standsforrevenge - 2018-07-15 04:03 (UTC) - Expand

...Is that all you can say?

[He says, mildly disappointed that Wonka isn't the culprit.]

... Should I say something else?

[...Primus, what would be an Optimus thing to say right now]

An... apology? To the three people it seems you murdered?

Oh.

[thinks...]

Whoops! My bad.

...

[he'll take it]

It will have to suffice.

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