Mr. Swackhammer (
imthetrashman) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm
Fifth Trial
[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

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I think- um. This is probably what. Happened to Fizzy. Whoever did it either has really good aim or really, REALLY bad aim, because she was the only- um. There were only marks on her. From the axe. Not anything around her.
But she might've been moved a little? There were some drag marks in the blood, she might've- started a little closer to the kitchen. Than where we found her.
[This is fine, she's fine.]
Oh- and. There were some feathers around the lobby, too. From Miss Ginger.
[Everything is fine.]
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b y e he is mentally fucking checking out now he doesn't need to think about his daughter like that.]
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[only not fun at all and more horrible and traumatic]
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[Hang on.]
[Penny takes a second to look between Audrey and... Audrey.]
...um. Are there actually two of you, or-
[Thanks, Wonka, you've got her questioning reality.]
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[She's been a little worried about this kind of thing since King Dice threw her into a wall, it's fine.]
But- um, yes, actually. I'm sorry.
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[She looks around, doing a quick headcount.]
...Mister Wonka? Really?
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[she nods] It's something like... my blood is powering the charm. That's why it's me.
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[That said, of course he'd still knowingly use weird cursed blood magic artifacts.]
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An axe? Where would someone find that?
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[Your point?]
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[Welp.]
Fizzy and Ginger and Miss Centipeedle were all my friends, though, I would never hurt them.
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Even if that were the case, we've already had one case where someone was controlled by someone else and forced into homicidal action. Plus, technically speaking, there's the possibility that you only murdered one or two of them. One of those three might have killed the other or others, and you reacted in vengeance...? Or you merely saw an opportunity.
Regardless, you are a suspect. Probably the biggest one we have right now.
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[Not Penny. Not today.
He levels a glare at the "girl"]
Need I remind you that you seem to have red hair as well?
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[how fudging dare]
I didn't hurt anyone.
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[guess who can't tell which audrey is which]
Besides, you have red hair too!
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