imthetrashman: (006)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm

Fifth Trial

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]


Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[So. Penny has an axe. There's pony blood on it. So that's a thing.]

I think- um. This is probably what. Happened to Fizzy. Whoever did it either has really good aim or really, REALLY bad aim, because she was the only- um. There were only marks on her. From the axe. Not anything around her.

But she might've been moved a little? There were some drag marks in the blood, she might've- started a little closer to the kitchen. Than where we found her.

[This is fine, she's fine.]

Oh- and. There were some feathers around the lobby, too. From Miss Ginger.

[Everything is fine.]
udderly: (la la la la la)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAHAHAHAHAHA

b y e he is mentally fucking checking out now he doesn't need to think about his daughter like that.]
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[fun fact, Penny really, really didn't want to think about Fizzy this way either but here we are]

[only not fun at all and more horrible and traumatic]
treefetish: (and the bible didn't mention us)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... Was she still alive, then? [after all the damage that happened to her...]
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh- oh no, maybe. Or- there was someone besides the killer there and they tried moving her to help, or-

[Hang on.]

[Penny takes a second to look between Audrey and... Audrey.]


...um. Are there actually two of you, or-

[Thanks, Wonka, you've got her questioning reality.]
treefetish: (who compares with you)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Oh, gosh, right, I forgot about that! [grins] Isn't it funny? Have you guys really not noticed until just now?
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank goodness.

[She's been a little worried about this kind of thing since King Dice threw her into a wall, it's fine.]

But- um, yes, actually. I'm sorry.
treefetish: (it just had to be)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's some kind of magical curse or something; I don't really get it. It's hilarious, right? It's like I have a twin!
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Curse- OH. I thought you meant there'd been two of you all along, since the beginning. Oh. So who's-

[She looks around, doing a quick headcount.]

...Mister Wonka? Really?
treefetish: (and as he went on and on)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I'm still the only real me!

[she nods] It's something like... my blood is powering the charm. That's why it's me.
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's- neat, but a little creepy.
candymancan: (please dont doing that with your mouth)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense, I had no idea this is what it'd do at first.

[That said, of course he'd still knowingly use weird cursed blood magic artifacts.]
oh_worm: (how many crushes do i hAVE???)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-07-14 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ how the fuck is a girl supposed to feel about this??? ]
codeofhero: (HMMM)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-14 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[NICE AXE. Shame about all the friends that died though. Especially Fizzy. Ugh.]

An axe? Where would someone find that?
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
King Dice, probably. I got one from him after the first trial, but. I've been keeping it hidden in my room, so no one can use it.
candymancan: (tell me more)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...So, you just admitted you owned an axe, when we have an un-accounted for axe as the murder weapon.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes-?

[Your point?]
candymancan: (hey. die)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
My point is, you've made yourself look a little suspicious. You're the only one we know possessed an axe. You also have red hair, like the hair at the crime scene.
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I- oh. Oh.

[Welp.]

Fizzy and Ginger and Miss Centipeedle were all my friends, though, I would never hurt them.
candymancan: (Default)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhm. Sure.

Even if that were the case, we've already had one case where someone was controlled by someone else and forced into homicidal action. Plus, technically speaking, there's the possibility that you only murdered one or two of them. One of those three might have killed the other or others, and you reacted in vengeance...? Or you merely saw an opportunity.

Regardless, you are a suspect. Probably the biggest one we have right now.
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codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Golden disk)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A suspect. Nothing more.

[Not Penny. Not today.

He levels a glare at the "girl"
]

Need I remind you that you seem to have red hair as well?
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candymancan: (smug fuck)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right, I do. That doesn't change the facts- she has more evidence against her than the rest of us.

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in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really think I would make everyone go through this kind of thing again, and not just confess and get it over with? For a fifth time?

[how fudging dare]

I didn't hurt anyone.
standsforrevenge: (drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-14 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[GIRLS, YOU'RE BOTH HOT, DON'T FIGHT]

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[personal profile] studentbody 2018-07-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? No way, Audrey, Penny wouldn't hurt one of us. We're all her friends. She promised me she'd never.

[guess who can't tell which audrey is which]

Besides, you have red hair too!
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