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Gaiden Mock NPCs ([personal profile] superstarlineup) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial

[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]

Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?

[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.

Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.

In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]


I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.

[A small pause, then:]

Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.

There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
stinkypete: (12)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pete's somehow shown up at the trial. A sleeping mask sits on top of his head and he yawns, taking out a fistful of popcorn...or...what looks to be packing peanuts, actually from his pocket and stuffing it into his mouth.]

Can't we just get this over with? I wanna see what punishment th' guy gets.
Edited 2018-11-03 18:16 (UTC)
poewned: (11)

[personal profile] poewned 2018-11-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poe's at his director's chair, sitting as stiffly as he can in this stupid creaky poorly-constructed furniture, and looking deeply unhappy.]

We can't really be expected to solve three murders on the spot, that's ridiculous even if we weren't a bunch of untrained civilians!
stinkypete: (09)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What're you talkin' about? That's great television!
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (Why don't we have a girl's night!)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[....Well, I mean, if they aren't using them, Eclipsa's going to take one of those spare chairs to rest her feet on.]

Ah, a real Tardy Boys or Miss Marble mystery then? How thrilling.

[Five second pause as her expression falls slowly.]

...I don't really know how mysteries go, I assume clues of some kind? Is that something we have?
feudalladyshandmaid: (Complain)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2018-11-03 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If we don't have evidence, then were going to be stuck for sure.
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (If you're sure that's what you want)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, I suppose I've found some things of note. It seems our black and white associate was killed with a fax machine. As far as I can tell, it was slammed into him and he collapsed into the tarot table, breaking it.

...Or maybe he was pushed into the table, breaking it, and then killed...? Either way, broken table, broken machine, broken.... head...
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (Ugh not sorry sweetie)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gross he talked to her.]
mostwantedfrog: (bastard)

[personal profile] mostwantedfrog 2018-11-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you eager for own punishment?

[he does take a piece of "popcorn", though, and grimaces at the taste.]
dannydorito: (here's billy)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What mystery? Fishbowl finally snapped and beat some of you chumps to death, she was right by the scene of the crime.

[Makes sense to him, anyway.]

Looks like she gave Fake Stan a real beating, too, he was CRAZY messed up even aside from the one that did him in.

[...It was some defensive wounds on his body.]
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (I don't know this knowledge)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes, well, not to dismiss every theory, but I'm not one hundred percent convinced Leota has quite the upper body strength for that.
dannydorito: (Default)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically she's ALL upper-body strength.

[Cause. The head. It's at the top of the body. See.]

Get a good rolling headstart, and I bet she could smack into that mutt pretty darn hard.
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (I'm sure we could make a deal)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, but there's still the matter of the other bodies. Those seem a little harder to pull off.
dannydorito: (oh ship)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...They tried stoppin' her and slipped real hard?

[He is not going to be swayed from this theory. Whether it's because he thinks it's correct or thinks it's funny is unclear.]
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (I'm sure we could make a deal)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A fax machine was embedded in Mr. Narrator's head.
dannydorito: (why are you like this)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Slipped REALLY hard.
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (Default)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right. Well, we can come back to that theory later. It might be fun to throw wacky accusations at other people first, hm?

[maybe she can manipulate bill into being useful.]
regionsbeyond: (07)

[personal profile] regionsbeyond 2018-11-03 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[this shit again huh]

If it was I who was responsible, why would I choose to remain at the scene of the crime and potentially incriminate myself?
mostwantedfrog: (oh frog?)

[personal profile] mostwantedfrog 2018-11-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you know we would think it foolish for you to remain at scene of crime, therefore you remain at scene of crime because then we do not suspect you. Perfect plan, except of course, we knew you would think we would suspect you for being at scene of crime, and knew that you would think to stay at scene of crime anyway, meaning that we know that you are the one who did it.
stinkypete: (03)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
....Excuse me?
feudalladyshandmaid: (Stare)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2018-11-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...A fax what?
dannydorito: (tick tock kid)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How dare you, Spades. How DARE you. This is a SERIOUS INVESTIGATION and I am taking it COMPLETELY SERIOUAHAHAHAHAA-

[Nope, can't keep up the straight face.]

Sure, why not. But I'm not counting Surf N' Turf out just yet, she even managed to wrap herself up so that stupid ball wouldn't get scuffed up.

[Producing the small scrap of green shirt fabric he found at the scene.]

That proves forethought. JACUZZI!
regionsbeyond: (06)

[personal profile] regionsbeyond 2018-11-03 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I second the question.
dannydorito: (Default)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Shrek's makin' perfect sense to me, Stubs.

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