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Judge Doom ([personal profile] notjustanytoon) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-05-13 11:07 am

MOCK TRIAL

[Perry the Platypus has died. There is no doubt about that. Those of you who were hoping that nobody would give in to the judge's demands have swiftly been proven wrong.

The students are hoarded to the studio lounge once again, where a large door has appeared, seemingly from nowhere. Inside, defying the laws of space and time, is an incredibly large room, bigger than any of the others. It's boring and brown, a perfect courtroom, and seems far more maintained than any of the other rooms.

Three very large framed portraits hang ominously over the whole proceedings. The first depicts an old mansion, decrepit and decaying, with an oddly purple tint. The second features a vintage building, tower-like in size and scope, against the backdrop of a bolt of lightning. The third...is considerably harder to make out. Namely, while a few bits of the picture appear to still hang there, it by-and-large seems to have been torn and clawed at by some very very big claws.

There is a circle of podiums, 27 to be exact, standing around a large bubbling pool of you-know-what. Be careful not to trip, kids. Each of these podiums bears a student's name, a small stool for sitting, and a screen and keyboard. You can guess what those are for, can't you? The podiums for our three minuscule friends come with stairs to reach the top of them, of course. 2 of the podiums stand empty, adorned with mini golden oscar statuettes depicting Edgar Balthazar and Perry the Platypus.]

Once everyone takes their places, Doom appears, sitting at a chair placed in front of the portraits. An ideal place to overlook these proceedings.]


The trial in the case of Perry the Platypus's death shall have very simple rules. You have accumulated enough evidence over the past hours and must now figure out who is responsible. When I call the vote, you shall type in the first and last name of the individual you hold responsible.

[His expression lights up just a little.]

Succeed in accumulating a correct majority vote, and you shall live while the culprit is punished. Should you fail to gather up a majority, or vote incorrectly...

Well. I suppose you'll find out.

[You have the evidence you need to piece this together, but can you apply it properly? Is there another way out of this situation? You'll just have to put your heads together and find out.]

(ooc: welcome to the mock trial! for those of you new to this, threadjacking and pointing out contradictions while contributing to the discussion is encouraged. if you have any questions, feel free to ask your mods!)
hitontheheadasachild: (and now I'm Batman)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah.

[Sorry cousin]

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't be sorry it's fine they just have to get through this and it will all be alright just get through it just do it JUST DO IT.]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. What evidence did you find? I know, that... that Perry, was found in Edgar's room, but something happened in the costume room too. There was blood in the middle of the room, and, the coat rack was broken.
hitontheheadasachild: (huh?)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nod. No, ok, we...we can do this.]

I found a book and pen in the costume room.

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dealing with your problems is for nerds suppression and denial all the way]

Was there anything written in the book? If Perry happened to write down a name, that would be really helpful.
hitontheheadasachild: (young man you put some pants on!)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There was, but its...kind of hard to read. Mainly because its soaked in blood.

[She picks it up, carefully, with her dress to hold it up.]
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[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flinching back EW EW EW]

Oh... y-yes, I can see, how that would make it hard. Uh. So, do you think Perry was taking notes, or the murderer?

[It's completely reasonable to expect animals to have literary skills]
hitontheheadasachild: (see I'm competent!)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I can't really tell since every page is soaked.

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Right...

Uh. It'd make more sense if it was Perry, I guess? Since... If he was writing, and, the murderer snuck up on him.
hitontheheadasachild: (see I'm competent!)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be true, but then it could also be that someone not the dea--platypus had this journal and they lost it?

Maybe I should hold it up and see if anyone claims it?
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[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if- oh...

[Too late, there she goes. Rapunzel isn't sure if anyone will actually claim a clearly incriminating piece of evidence, but hey, maybe someone will have an idea.]

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[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elsa learned a lot of things, in her years preparing to be queen. Law wasn't on that top priority, since there were other people who would take care of that for her. But she knew enough, and... god. This is all ridiculous. It's a farce.

But... this is the only thing they can do, isn't it? So Elsa tries to take a steadying breath - and kind of fails - and speaks.]


I found something in the costume room, too. A suit, small enough to fit a creature of Perry's size. But there was something odd about it...

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rapunzel is trying not to stop and examine how ridiculous this all is, that is a one way ticket to despairing too much to deal with crime.]

A suit? What was odd?
defyingfrigidity: (some things I cannot change)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
There were initials on the tag: PPP. I didn't know what that meant, but Fiddleford had a picture...

[She turns to the man in question.]

Do you still have it with you?
terribibble: (his face looks like a big ol bean)

[personal profile] terribibble 2017-05-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I do! I do. Hold on.

[He rummages inside his coat and pulls it out, holding it up. It's of a kind of weird possum.]

Does anyone recognize it?
tonewlengths: (Peek-a-boo)

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...What am I looking at. Shakes her head.]
pinkflip: it'll never be you and me‚ plant the seed (but if your shit is not together)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2017-05-13 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...Um, ew. [SHE CAN'T HELP IT, IT LOOKS GROSS--]
hitontheheadasachild: (well the answer is gassy)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...uuuuh?

[She didn't even know what a platypus was what even is this]
defyingfrigidity: (something is not the same)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... It didn't occur to me earlier, but does that creature remind you of those other animals that were following Doom around? Could there be a connection?

[And if that's the case.... was it really one of their fellow captives that did this...?]
pinkflip: (i can be mean when i wanna be)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2017-05-13 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Those weasel-things? Uhh... This I think is a weirdo-possum. I think they're close to the same animal? [OH SO YOU KNOW WHAT A WEASEL AND A POSSUM ARE, BUT PLATYPUS IS OUT THE WINDOW HUH KIM]
terribibble: (this is how i took my SATs)

[personal profile] terribibble 2017-05-13 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Y'know, Fiddleford, if you'd just majored in Biology this would be sooooo much easier.]

Says possum right on the paper, though I don't think whoever did this sketch'd ever actually seen a possum.

It was in a folder with a lot of other papers. Same folder I found those pictures of Jessica in. There weren't any weasels but I wouldn't rule it out.
pinkflip: dug my way out‚ blood and fire (made a wrong turn‚ once or twice)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2017-05-13 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I found Jessica's dress in there a few days ago. [Is that related? It seems important.]
hitontheheadasachild: (well the answer is gassy)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh!]

Maybe one of them matches the page missing!
defyingfrigidity: (pic#7669711)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[KIM'S GOT ONE UP ON ELSA SHE'S NEVER EVEN SEEN THESE THINGS BEFORE????]

But they're still so.... different? If you compare them to Perry, or any of our smaller companions, they're more similar to each other than any of them. That has to mean something, don't you think?

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hitontheheadasachild: (well the answer is gassy)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-13 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
.......Y.......huh.

[Good point there]
kindaruledatit: (you know...)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shrugs wildly!]

Looks like something Stan would put up in the Mystery Shack.