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Judge Doom ([personal profile] notjustanytoon) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-05-13 11:07 am

MOCK TRIAL

[Perry the Platypus has died. There is no doubt about that. Those of you who were hoping that nobody would give in to the judge's demands have swiftly been proven wrong.

The students are hoarded to the studio lounge once again, where a large door has appeared, seemingly from nowhere. Inside, defying the laws of space and time, is an incredibly large room, bigger than any of the others. It's boring and brown, a perfect courtroom, and seems far more maintained than any of the other rooms.

Three very large framed portraits hang ominously over the whole proceedings. The first depicts an old mansion, decrepit and decaying, with an oddly purple tint. The second features a vintage building, tower-like in size and scope, against the backdrop of a bolt of lightning. The third...is considerably harder to make out. Namely, while a few bits of the picture appear to still hang there, it by-and-large seems to have been torn and clawed at by some very very big claws.

There is a circle of podiums, 27 to be exact, standing around a large bubbling pool of you-know-what. Be careful not to trip, kids. Each of these podiums bears a student's name, a small stool for sitting, and a screen and keyboard. You can guess what those are for, can't you? The podiums for our three minuscule friends come with stairs to reach the top of them, of course. 2 of the podiums stand empty, adorned with mini golden oscar statuettes depicting Edgar Balthazar and Perry the Platypus.]

Once everyone takes their places, Doom appears, sitting at a chair placed in front of the portraits. An ideal place to overlook these proceedings.]


The trial in the case of Perry the Platypus's death shall have very simple rules. You have accumulated enough evidence over the past hours and must now figure out who is responsible. When I call the vote, you shall type in the first and last name of the individual you hold responsible.

[His expression lights up just a little.]

Succeed in accumulating a correct majority vote, and you shall live while the culprit is punished. Should you fail to gather up a majority, or vote incorrectly...

Well. I suppose you'll find out.

[You have the evidence you need to piece this together, but can you apply it properly? Is there another way out of this situation? You'll just have to put your heads together and find out.]

(ooc: welcome to the mock trial! for those of you new to this, threadjacking and pointing out contradictions while contributing to the discussion is encouraged. if you have any questions, feel free to ask your mods!)
thedukeofficial: (03)

[personal profile] thedukeofficial 2017-05-13 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Accidental murder of a platypus in self-defense. [ Streeeeetches his arms. ] Can't think of a sane court that'd convict you, if it helps.

[ ... He sighs. ]

Too bad Doomy over there isn't sane.
defyingfrigidity: (pic#7312182)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[God, Elsa's going to be sick. Maybe if it had been someone who was a truly horrible person, it wouldn't be so bad to figure out what to do next. But Wendy had been so nice...]

He.... he said there would be a mass execution if we didn't obtain a majority vote. Just what can we do?
thedukeofficial: (06)

[personal profile] thedukeofficial 2017-05-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I don't see a checklist on here. We could all just vote for him, but something tells me he wouldn't count it. I know I wouldn't.
defyingfrigidity: (I hope you're happy)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That might just make things worse, if it was possible. He might just kill us all if we tried to turn on him, just like Edgar....

[And she can't let that happen. Not to Anna, not to any of these kind people...]
thedukeofficial: (02)

[personal profile] thedukeofficial 2017-05-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Doomy said upfront he isn't an upstanding guy, after all.
exclamationpoint: (it's pretty obvious that you got a crush)

[personal profile] exclamationpoint 2017-05-13 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . The machines malfunctioned before. [Forgive him, he's stupid and didn't think this was important before now.] Maybe if we can't vote, then we won't be executed?
ilovepuppies: (Turbo Nuclear Butterfly Blast)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-05-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They what now?

[EXPLAIN]
exclamationpoint: (oh what a shame)

[personal profile] exclamationpoint 2017-05-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, before. They malfunctioned, someone made a note on my wall.

[TROY IT'S LIKE THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE YOU COULDN'T SAY ANY OF THIS BEFORE.]
pinkflip: (open up and let me be)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2017-05-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The- in the previous time? With all those people, Mickey, Pete, all of them?

[Oh god how do they make them malfunction? Kim's glancing around as if...just waiting, for something to burst through the walls and save them.]
rollerscoater: Looking from behind something. (i didn't do it)

[personal profile] rollerscoater 2017-05-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Does anybody know how to work something like this?
pinkflip: such a tired game (filled with so much hatred)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2017-05-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy probably could.

[She doesn't really say that to anyone. Just herself, bitterly.]
defyingfrigidity: (too late for second guessing)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elsa comes from a world where tech like this is far from being real so.... she won't quite see the importance????]

I don't think so. He might just make us write out our votes, or say aloud who we're going to pick.
exclamationpoint: (oh what a shame)

[personal profile] exclamationpoint 2017-05-13 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, they malfunctioned and he got angry but I don't think anyone died that week.

[Uh. Except maybe Alice.]
defyingfrigidity: (the rules of someone else's game)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... Are you sure? Positive?

[She hadn't been a part of the investigations going on around the place, so she isn't exactly up to date on everything...]

But these... things. They're working now, aren't they?
ilovepuppies: (Turbo Nuclear Butterfly Blast)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-05-13 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick!! Somebody spill coffee on them or something!

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Glancing at the dip, whispering]

We've got something that we know breaks things.
kindaruledatit: (OOOOOOHHHHH)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-13 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look at her


looks at the dip


very softly:
] yooooooo
ilovepuppies: (Rainbow Avalanche)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-05-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Ohhhhhh.]

ok but how do we do that without it breaking us first.

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's say, oh, someone accidentally knock that onto these podiums...
ilovepuppies: (Shooting Star Explosion)

COME TO ME DEAR MODS

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-05-13 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rapunzel might be onto something. Star glances from side to side and 'accidentally tosses Perry's hat onto the floor at her feet.]

Whoops! What a klutz, am I right?

[Star kneels down to retrieve the hat and looks to see if these podiums can be knocked over.]
defyingfrigidity: (too late to go back to sleep)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay yeah also whispering.]

But he'll see us do it! He might just punish us no matter what we do after that...

[personal profile] tonewlengths 2017-05-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We have to do something. I don't want that stuff hanging around anyway.
kindaruledatit: (Distraught to tears)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-13 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He sure did say that.

[Which was also the point where she really started to panic.

She kicks at her podium, hard.
]

This is exactly what I didn't want! Just... damn.
defyingfrigidity: (the rules of someone else's game)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2017-05-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you, Wendy. I don't see how anyone can blame you.

[She shakes her head, hands wringing together so tightly her knuckles are starting to go white.]

It's Doom that should be blamed for all of this!
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know!

[Uggggh this is maddening.]

He's such a tool.