Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

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Dining room

[kickbuttseatnuts]

[Welp.

Its hero time.

She races into the room, casually flipping over the table over to him.]

DON'T WORRY CITIZEN! SQUIRREL GIRL IS HERE!

[used_realtears]

[He lets out another yelp as she catches him, but then grins at her.] Wow, you really are good at this! Thanks a lot!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

[Whew! She grins at him before lifting him onto her shoulders. Because why not.]

What can I say? I got lotsa practice at it.

[used_realtears]

[This is almost the best day of his life, if you just ignore the whole "kidnapping" thing. He laughs as he gets swung onto her shoulders.] Aw yeah! I've got a great view from here!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Dang, really? Maybe you can be my eye in the sky up there!

[used_realtears]

Oh, really? Well, I see...a lot of food that's waiting to be eaten! [He points at the cupboard, which is full of various generic cereals.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Then on a wild adventure we go!

[She pretends she's having trouble carrying him, maneuvering around haphazardly, nearly ramming into chairs.]

[used_realtears]

Onwards, Squirrel Girl! [He calls out a few random directions and catchphrases on the way, occasionally leaning to one side but hanging on tight so he doesn't actually fall off.] Whoa!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

We're heading into some rocky terrain! Hold on tight!

[And she quietly holds a little tighter to his legs as she hops up and down over, like, bumps in the carpeting. Its extremely exaggerated.]

[used_realtears]

[Noby gasps, then giggles a bit, before pointing at a random chair.] Look out! It's...a mountain! Cliff! Mountain cliff!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

We gotta climb it! Hold on!

[She kicks the chair so its in front of them and then Dramatically gets on top of it.]

My gosh. What a world.

[used_realtears]

They should have sent a poet! [He's definitely enjoying her willingness to play along.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

And look! Just on the horizon!

[Hopping off the chair towards the mythical cabinet.]

[used_realtears]

[A delighted gasp.] It's the Holy Grain! We found it!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Our long journey is complete!!!

[And she plops him on the counter with an air of such satisfaction.]

[used_realtears]

[He grabs a box of cereal and holds it up triumphantly, making dramatic music noises with his own mouth.] And we have found our reward!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Truly, we are the greatest adventurers known to human and squirrelkind!

[used_realtears]

And now we will enjoy the results of our adventure! [He looks at the actual box, which appears to be some kind of intensely chocolate-flavored cereal.] But wait! We need to get...the bowls!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Gasp! The bowls! Another item of intense importance!

[Annnnd back on the shoulders he goes.]

[used_realtears]

[He's okay with this! And he places the box of cereal on his own shoulders as well.] Onwards! To the...Bowl Place! [Look they can't all be winners.]