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grimgrinningghosts) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-01-08 10:25 am
Week 1
[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?
The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.
Let the games begin.]
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]
The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.
Let the games begin.]

Monday
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[Well, Noby hasn't really checked out this place yet. He walks around a bit, looking at all the games with some confusion. he does pick up a few poker chips and try to flip them, then make them jump like tiddlywinks. It's not very successful.]
I guess that's not how you play with them...
Dining Room
[He's checking out the cupboards, with a chair pushed up so that he can stand on it. Although said chair is wobbling a bit...then he leans in a bit too far and it actually slips, making him yelp and grab hold of the edge.]
Ahhhhhh! Someone help!
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Throughout the day, you can find Soos pretty much anywhere, from the casino to the projector room, even the portrait room, which he now hates. He's mainly trying to find an exit, hoping that there actually was one that could be found.
Eventually, he'll be back in the dining room, getting a bite to eat. Hopefully that sandwich will make him feel better.]
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After gathering up a new wardrobe, she heads to the dining room to grab a dinglehopper. Sorry if you're there to eat cause she's there to brush her hair. In fact, she grabs a few more dinglehoppers to be safe.... among a few other things for her room.
Once all that is done, she heads to the library for some light reading. There's a lot to learn and so little time to do it. After all she'll be a mermaid in two days...]
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With a quick trip back to his room, Mr.Arrow returns with a stack of notepaper and a pen. In rather fancy handwriting he begins to write up a set of extra rules, one to each sheet of paper:
8. No running in hallways
9. Children are not to be allowed near sharp objects
10. Shenanigans must be kept to a minimum
11. No explosives
12. No singing
He looks back over his new set of rules, wondering if there's anything else he needs to add...or if there is anything he can use to tack them onto the wall.]
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she. doesn't really want to be social. so, today she's holing herself up in the projector room, though she quickly figures out that watching the weird old movies isn't all that fun, so she's taken to doing shadow puppet shows in the light of the empty projector.]
♬Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest♬... You know, fairies really do ruin everyone's fun. How about that.
[you may notice, or you may not, that while she is able to create those shadow puppets on the walls, her own body doesn't seem to cast a shadow at all. weird.]
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This morning, however, the door is open just a crack, allowing one to see nothing but inky darkness within.
Dare you enter?]
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[Early Monday morning, Neku realizes he's been here more than 24 hours and hasn't eaten much of anything. He wasn't sure if the food in the kitchen was to be trusted, but after seeing some other people eat it and live, he decides to take his chances. Unfortunately, at 15, cooking is not something he's the best at, but he's learned to at least heat things up and goes about making some toast, eggs, and tea. Easy breakfast.
If you ask nicely, he might make some for you too, if only in the interest of not making enemies.]
LIbrary
[Has anyone checked the library for secret passages? He's going to check for secret passages. And maybe check out some of the books in the process, but mostly he's just pulling the books out one by one or in patterns to see if anything happens.]
Library
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He didn't really get a chance to talk to everyone yesterday, with all that went on, so he starts off today in the Foyer with his notepad and pen in his hands. He's studying the profiles and writing something down, and if anyone looks over their shoulder they'll see him writing down his own versions of the profiles down, with a lot of space obviously for future notes. Though, when he gets to a certain profile it takes him completely by surprise, and he ends up dropping his pen while staring mouth-agape for what probably seems like hours but is more like a minute at most.
Later on, he's going to be spending most of his time bogging anyone and everyone down, no matter where they are (well besides their own bedrooms obviously.. he's not going to kick their door down like the dweeb police or something).]
Hey! Can you answer a couple of questions for me? I'm trying to figure some stuff out, but I doubt the guy telling us to kill each other would want to give us any information beyond... y'know... the creepy stuff written on the wall in the other room.
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This kitchen is a mess!
[This is unacceptable.
You could find Rémy cleaning the kitchen the best he can. He makes sure to wash his paws because, well, it'd be counterproductive if he brought all the grime from the floor to the counters, and starts trying to make it as orderly as possible. Order is important in the kitchen!
Once he made sure everything was acceptable enough, he waves at anyone who enters the kitchen]
Tell me, what kind of food do you like? Come on, tell me anything you can think.
[Better know what people around here would like!]
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NSFW mention
[The first is posted directly under Rocket's bio-]
NOT A [There's a short scribble here that's probably an aborted curse.] RACCOON!
THIS IS YOUR ONE WARNING!!
[The other is put up beside the others, featuring an unflattering doodle of Dr. Facilier.]
Dr. Bonebag
Status | Asshole
A lumbering asshole with a snuff fetish, Bonebag doesn't have the balls to off someone himself and has to resort to kidnapping to fulfill his dumb jollies. Probably Hmliterally doesn't have the balls, cause he's got some freaky skin condition like he's rotting.
Thinks he's a hot shit, but he's wrong about the temperature.
[Rocket himself can be found back in the kitchen, rummaging through the available ingredients. He's pulling some out and setting them aside, anything even vaguely chemical in appearance. The rest are... being left in something of a mess.]
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Tuesday
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you know what.
this can't keep going on.
let's just try.
walking a little.
like, lets just walk from his room to the lobby.
and not stop.
lets see what happens.]
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[The kitchen smells like breakfast. There's bacon and scrambled eggs and pancakes aplenty, and an old man in his underwear at the stove humming and adding to the piled-high plates.]
Casino
[What better place for an old con man than the casino? Thankfully, he's put on most of his clothes by this point, in just a white shirt, jeans, and boots. Not quite as slick as the kind of gambler you'd imagine, but he seems pretty at home with the dice and the cards anyway.]
Hey, you! Know how to play?
Wax Museum
[He wanders around, poking at most of the figures. Like this one.]
Yeesh. Someone didn't finish this one.
[And then he sees this one, and... Well, stand witness to an old man letting out a primal rage-filled scream and punching a wax figure in the face.]
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As it is, he spends an awful lot of Tuesday in the foyer. There's a couple books stacked on the table he's sitting at, but he mostly seems intent on sketching out what seems to be a map of the mansion. It's fairly detailed, down to the placement of the bookshelves in the library and the tables in the foyer, and spread out over several pages ripped from his notepad.
Toward the afternoon, he can be found in the projector room. There's nothing on the reel and he's mostly inspecting the projector itself. He can also be found in the kitchen, mainly looking for anything even vaguely mechanical. Egg beater? He's taking it. Sifter? Also taking it. It's all his now.
Later on, he's in the foyer, again but now his sketches have taken a different nature: they're of various devices and contraptions that appear to be for escaping. He keeps crumpling them up and tossing them on the floor, though - at this rate, he's gonna run out of paper.]
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So far there's been a few broken light fixtures in the hallway, a couple of...horn-shaped scrapes on the figures in the wax museum, and three upturned chairs in the Dining room.
There stands Lekmet, about to start flying into the projector room-- Right after he gets rid of a ladle that somehow got tangled in his horns.
After awhile he can be found in the Library, taking a breather from his little stunts. He seems to be busy sketching down possible escape schemes, some involving nothing but a scissor. One of the plans involved Rocket blowing something up. Another plan involves sacrificing Negaduck into whatever entity was keeping them there. Maybe that was too harsh, so he crossed that out.
Beside him were a stack of mystery novels and a single Grimoire for some light reading. He doesn't seem to mind being bothered much.]
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But he's still not entirely convinced that their friends from back home have no chance of finding them. So he'll look for the next best option, and this time he'll take his combing-through of the building much more seriously.
Although Pinocchio can be found searching through most of the manor (again) today, most notably he takes the time to comb through the library, where he pulls books meticulously out of shelves to peer into the gaps, and the bedrooms. Or at least any bedroom door that's open, anyways. He's usually on his hands and knees in there, peering under furniture and whistling a two-note tone quietly to himself every so often. He doesn't really take the time to explain his task to anybody in the area before just barging in and carrying out his searching, though.]
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Her instinct is to keep moving, so those thoughts don't start creeping up. Today she takes a long trip to the library. It's just as dusty as everything else but-- standing in the doorway, her mouth hangs open for a minute.]
This is incredible...
[She grabs book after book, thumbing through the pages.]
There has to be hundreds of stories here!
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Taped to the front of it is a note declaring it the "swear jar". Above it is a new set of rules tacked to the wall:]
Cursing is now prohibited, and those responsible must adhere to the following rules:
1. The guilty party must pay a small sum of their native currency into the jar per curse word used. The price will depend on the severity of the word.
2. Should the curse be said within the vicinity of children, the fine will be tripled per child present.
3. Children may not ask about which words are prohibited.
4. If a child is caught swearing, whoever taught them that word will be reprimanded.
5. Failure to adhere to the rules of the swear jar will result in punishment, when Mr. Arrow finds suitable tools do administer it.
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A good amount of time is spent climbing the walls, tapping and listening for any kind of hallow section that could be destroyed in an escape. She... really hopes all this claw using stuff doesn't count as property damage. She's careful, honest!
When her investigations don't turn up much, she decides to take the time to stop by the wax figure room and just. Glare at a figure or two that seem particularly familiar. Occasionally mumbling to herself.] You're a real punk loser, you know that?
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Arts and crafts time
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His first stop is the kitchen for some snacks, where he notes, for some odd reason, almost all of the utensils are missing. That's no issue for him, though, and he takes to opening any cereal boxes he can find and pouring them into his mouth. Though, when it comes to the Lucky Charms, he's picking out the marshmallows and munching on them individually.
Later, he'll be in the foyer, pushing the instrumental music buttons and scatting under his breath with varying degrees of success. Technically, it's not really singing, so he figures he can get away with it. His foot taps to the beat, but none of these songs really jive. It's a disappointing display.
Eventually, he wanders into the projector room, where he's held utterly spellbound by the film reels. It's hard to hear what anyone is saying in these shorts, and some are jittery to the point they're barely watchable, but they're a welcome distraction.]
Man...I've always wanted to watch one of these! Technology is crazy, nowadays!
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Well... the overturned tables in the dining room seem to suggest otherwise...]
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So, this morning, Louis has parked himself in the hallway, near Mr. Arrow's room (hopefully when he's not there). If he catches sight of anyone, he motions for them to come over and whispers, under his breath:]
Over here! We're gonna be startin' soon--whaddya got for your act?
[Or, if he catches sight of Mr. Arrow himself:]
Ah. Uh. Hello, sir. How are you this fine day?
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