Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

Comments

[faciliheir]

What about the other kind of curses?

[THIS IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION SIR]

[sharpasanarrow]

Could you be a little more specific?

[He'll regret this.]

[faciliheir]

Like taking over somebody's mind to make them go crazy and start killing everybody? [is that specific enough]

[sharpasanarrow]

That is absolutely not allowed, no.

[SHOULD HE BE CONCERNED]

[faciliheir]

What about littler curses? Just a tiny bit of damning someone's soul?

[yes]

[sharpasanarrow]

[He doesn't say anything he just.

Stares.

Really.

Intensely.]

[faciliheir]

Not a whole lot of comedy on the ocean, huh? [freddie you sounded entirely serious]

[sharpasanarrow]

Miss, may I remind you of our current situation? It is in rather poor taste to joke about these things.

[And definitely if you're serious.]

[faciliheir]

Will it count as murder once people start dropping from stress-induced strokes because you're being such a stick in the mud about literally everything they could do to vent? 'Cause that'll be a lot of blood on your wings.

[sharpasanarrow]

I find the probability of that highly unlikely.

[He'll die of the stress induced stroke first.]

[faciliheir]

More likely than anyone putting one coin in your bad words jar.

[sharpasanarrow]

Hmph. We will see about that.

In the meantime, I would advise you avoid those 'other' curses you were speaking of.

[faciliheir]

Does that mean I gotta stop making voodoo dolls of everybody here?

[sharpasanarrow]

At once.

[faciliheir]

But yours isn't even half-finished! If it accidentally turns on, you could just wake up without arms one day!

[sharpasanarrow]

I order you to dispose of that thing immediately!

[He quickly adds-]

In the least dangerous way possible.

[faciliheir]

Garbage can okay?

[sharpasanarrow]

So long as it doesn't have any...ill consequences.

[faciliheir]

You might smell like garbage sometimes. But, that's not too much of a change, is it?

[sharpasanarrow]

I maintain adequate hygiene, I'll have you know.

[...for his time period.]

[faciliheir]

Oh, I wasn't implying anything! I'm just telling you how it is.

[sharpasanarrow]

Perhaps there is something wrong with your sense of smell? Are you coming down with the cold?