Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

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Comments

[negaverse]

Wow! I suddenly don't know how to read anymore! I don't understand a word you just said!

[tanukey]

[The next note is just a doodle of Negaduck being shot. He's emanating what appear to be stink lines.]

[negaverse]

[Real adults fight and make threats through post-it notes. The doodle after that is a really shitty one of Rocket being sliced in half by Negaduck's chainsaw.]

[tanukey]

[Clearly the healthiest manner of conflict resolution. Rocket's next contribution is Negaduck's head on a pike.]

[negaverse]

Are you sure it should be my head on a pike and not yours?

[tanukey]

[y o u]

Yes I'm sure! Once I handle that rotting creep, you're next!

[negaverse]

[:)]

I'm soooo scared!

[tanukey]

You better be, Negadork.

[Be intimidated dangit.]

If you don't watch it you're gonna find something real unpleasant in your bed one of these days.

[negaverse]

Oh? Like what?

[He's absolutely terrified of you, Rocket.]

[tanukey]

Like one of the lizard's turds.

[negaverse]

.......Honestly? I was kind of expecting something way more deadly.

[tanukey]

Oh, that'll come once we're out of here. But for now? No way I'm givin' that rotting loony his wank fodder.

[negaverse]

Really? And how do you know you won't give in at some point?

[tanukey]

I got STANDARDS, jackass. There's a lot I'll do for the right price, a LOT. Killing, theft, arson, bounty hunting, theft, protection rackets, fightin' shit, theft- lotta theft, really.

But I draw the line at bein' pornographer for some loser with a snuff fetish. ....That's just freakin' creepy.

[negaverse]

Killing for a price isn't really any better than killing for mindless fun.

[tanukey]

Maybe. But if I kill it's gonna be for MY mindless fun.