Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

Comments

[tanukey]

[Yeah, this one's getting replaced entirely.]

13. Mr. Arrow is not the boss of Rocket and can't actually tell him or anyone else what to do

[sharpasanarrow]

[He crosses over this amendment, again.]

13. Rocket is not to undermine Mr.Arrow's authority or he will be subject to supervision in all his free time.

[tanukey]

[He can and will do this as long as necessary.]

13. Rocket can't undermine Mr. Arrow's authority because he can't undermine something that doesn't exist

[sharpasanarrow]

[He can go on forever.]

13. Should Rocket be caught defacing the amended rules he is to be immediately quarantined.

[It's a shame they're not at sea. He'd make him walk the plank otherwise.]

[tanukey]

[How prepared are you to camp the rules, Mr. Arrow.]

14. Adding new rules isn't amending

15. Mr. Arrow's official title is now Director of Killjoy Douchebags, and he must be referred to as such from now on

[sharpasanarrow]

[Don't test him.]

14. Rocket isn't allowed to add any more rules, then. Or he will be quarantined or subject to supervision.

15. There will be no cursing with children present.

[tanukey]

[He's gonna do it.]

16. The Director of Killjoy Douchebags will lead a children's singalong each evening for morale purposes

[sharpasanarrow]

[You.]

16. THIS WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE HAPPENING AND NEITHER WILL BE ANYTHING OF THE SORT.

[tanukey]

[Him!]

[This next note is... not actually posted in the foyer, instead appearing in the hallway near the bedrooms.]

Shenanigans & Daily Singalong Signups,
to be lead by Director of Killjoy D.bags, Mr. Arrow

[sharpasanarrow]

[Well THAT note is getting torn down.]

[tanukey]

[It's getting replaced with a few more copies, scattered around the mansion. Including one or two that can only be reached by climbing.]

[There's also one additional line at the bottom of each sheet.]

Singalong to be followed by Knife Tag and fireworks in the library

[sharpasanarrow]

[After taking down as many of them as he can reach, and after cursing Rocket's admirable climbing skills, he returns to the foyer to add a new rule.]

17. There will be no pinning of false announcements around the manor.

[tanukey]

[A new group of notes appear all over the mansion]

Signups:
Actual singalong to thank Mr. Arrow for his efforts as Director of Killjoy DBags

to be held at dawn

[sharpasanarrow]

[Mr.Arrow takes a different approach, and instead tacks as many notes over Rocket's as he can.]

Notice: There is nothing to be held at dawn and, should there be any "singalongs" all participants will be subject to a punishment of 30 lashes each.

[tanukey]

[The next note finds its way under Mr. Arrow's door.]

Threateming violence against innocent children

For shame, Director Arrow

For shame

That's practically conduct unbecoming an officer

[sharpasanarrow]

[Upon returning to his room, he stares at the note in an anger that shakes his little foam body.

He takes out another leaf of paper, and leaves a response under Rocket's door.]

Mr Rocket,

I do not believe you are one to be giving lectures on appropriate conduct around children; you have given me good reason to consider implementing a swear jar.

I urge you to cease this defamation of character at once.

Sincerely,
Mr. S. Arrow.

[tanukey]

Neat idea

I'm implementing a Useless Rule Jar

One Unit a pop

[sharpasanarrow]

Mr. Rocket,

These rules are not useless.

It would be best if everyone, including yourself, were to follow them to maintain some order in this godforsaken place.

I am also unsure what "one unit" is. Is this your currency?

Sternly,

Mr. S. Arrow

[tanukey]

Sure, sure

Really useful

For makin anyone dumb enough to care about em totally unprepared to defend themselves from Doc Boneass or someone who decides to take his crap seriously

Me, I'll take a sharp object or two when that happens





Dumbass

[sharpasanarrow]

Mr. Rocket

From the way you have signed off your latest document, it appears that you are calling yourself "D*mbass".

I accept the humility, but would prefer it in less vulgar terms next time.



Mr. S. Arrow

[tanukey]

THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!!

And "dumb" isn't the part that's a swear, you ass