Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

Comments

[tanukey]

[A new group of notes appear all over the mansion]

Signups:
Actual singalong to thank Mr. Arrow for his efforts as Director of Killjoy DBags

to be held at dawn

[sharpasanarrow]

[Mr.Arrow takes a different approach, and instead tacks as many notes over Rocket's as he can.]

Notice: There is nothing to be held at dawn and, should there be any "singalongs" all participants will be subject to a punishment of 30 lashes each.

[tanukey]

[The next note finds its way under Mr. Arrow's door.]

Threateming violence against innocent children

For shame, Director Arrow

For shame

That's practically conduct unbecoming an officer

[sharpasanarrow]

[Upon returning to his room, he stares at the note in an anger that shakes his little foam body.

He takes out another leaf of paper, and leaves a response under Rocket's door.]

Mr Rocket,

I do not believe you are one to be giving lectures on appropriate conduct around children; you have given me good reason to consider implementing a swear jar.

I urge you to cease this defamation of character at once.

Sincerely,
Mr. S. Arrow.

[tanukey]

Neat idea

I'm implementing a Useless Rule Jar

One Unit a pop

[sharpasanarrow]

Mr. Rocket,

These rules are not useless.

It would be best if everyone, including yourself, were to follow them to maintain some order in this godforsaken place.

I am also unsure what "one unit" is. Is this your currency?

Sternly,

Mr. S. Arrow

[tanukey]

Sure, sure

Really useful

For makin anyone dumb enough to care about em totally unprepared to defend themselves from Doc Boneass or someone who decides to take his crap seriously

Me, I'll take a sharp object or two when that happens





Dumbass

[sharpasanarrow]

Mr. Rocket

From the way you have signed off your latest document, it appears that you are calling yourself "D*mbass".

I accept the humility, but would prefer it in less vulgar terms next time.



Mr. S. Arrow

[tanukey]

THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!!

And "dumb" isn't the part that's a swear, you ass