Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

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Comments

[kickbuttseatnuts]

[Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy she sees what you're doing there

Two bits!]

[faciliheir]

[well at least some things don't change even when you're in a weird timeless death house.]

Hear anything interesting yet?

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Other than the sultry tunes of the bio-hazardous buttons, not much! Not even mysterious haunted winds or spooky ghost sounds.

[faciliheir]

That's weird, right? I mean, an old house like this one shouldn't be nearly this well-insulated. Most of this place looks like a strong wind would knock it over.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Whatever clowns are running this other than your pops, they seems committed to an aesthetic. But also wanna to keep us secure in here. Probably put a lot of work into looking dingy when there's more metal and wood in between us and the outside than we think.

[faciliheir]

Huh. Hadn't thought about that. That might explain the interference with magic, too... Villains are nothing if not dedicated to aesthetic. It could be any number of people-- somebody from back home, maybe somebody one of you guys know, or someone nobody knows at all.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Tell me about it. Its like, we get it, you have a theme you're going all in on. It doesn't have to be your whole life. [Said Squirrel Girl

She rubs her chin.] I guess we could compile info. But there's a lot of villains out there and I'm not sure even I can keep track of 'em all.

[faciliheir]

Maybe just the ones it's most likely to be. Know anybody who's particularly into mass kidnappings or blood rituals?

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Arcade. That dude loves a mass kidnapping/murder fest. Blood rituals are harder, that's not really the gimmick of my villains.

[faciliheir]

How about somebody else's villains? [bc it's generally a 1:1-3 V:H ratio but she guesses you could have more???]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

I mean. I guess I only really have one personal villain, the rest are kind of just there??? So it could really be anyone.

I beat up Thanos once? He's got a wax figure in the waxy room, don't know if that's like. A thing.

[faciliheir]

... I mean, it seems pretty important? But, if "has a statue for some weird reason" counts against somebody, pretty much half my friends' parents should be on the list. And my dad, obviously. Also Zevon's mom. [He Is Not A Friend.] So, who knows what that's supposed to mean.