Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

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[bestchefinparis]

[It may be no surprise that you'll hear a loud squeaking from the kitchen. It does sound like a rat for a moment, instead of the intelligible words everyone has heard from him:]

This kitchen is a mess!

[This is unacceptable.

You could find Rémy cleaning the kitchen the best he can. He makes sure to wash his paws because, well, it'd be counterproductive if he brought all the grime from the floor to the counters, and starts trying to make it as orderly as possible. Order is important in the kitchen!

Once he made sure everything was acceptable enough, he waves at anyone who enters the kitchen]

Tell me, what kind of food do you like? Come on, tell me anything you can think.

[Better know what people around here would like!]

kitchen

[doopdoll]

Lucky Charms with orange soda! [This one will be fun to try and feed.]

[bestchefinparis]

...

[What? Rémy tilts his head, confused. That sounds so gross to him for a moment he's sure he heard wrong]

Come again?

[doopdoll]

Lucky charms and orange soda.

Like. Instead of milk.

kitchen

[faciliheir]

[finishes apple.

tosses core on the fucking ground.]

[bestchefinparis]

...seriously?

[That's not very courteous of you, Freddie. Now he has to get down of the counter to pick it up]

[faciliheir]

"Seriously" what? [watches impassively]

kitchen

[bayoublues]

BEIGNETS!

[you BET that he's right here, ready to receive his food]

[bestchefinparis]

Beignets, good choice! That'd be rather easy to make...

[There's no way they don't have the ingredients for that! He starts moving, but slows down for a moment...now that he thinks about it...]

Frankly I didn't think that'd be the first thing to cross your mind. Why beignets?

kitchen

[negaverse]

Rat stew.

[:)]

[bestchefinparis]

...

[Rémy gives him a look that undoubtedly says 'well we got a smartass here']

Really now?

Kitchen

[lovelylilmouse]

...Anything fancy would be nice. Surprise me!

[Just as long as it's not a ham and cheese sandwich, for the love of god she's tired of those--]

[bestchefinparis]

[But it could be fancy ham and fancy cheese, he could even cut it in little cubes!]

I think I have some beignets here already prepared. Not very fancy, but they're pretty good!

[And pretty damn good they are, even though they look simple. Crunchy, with pieces of peaches, sweet but without being too sweet...it's really good despite not looking fancy]

[scrapplinghook]

Cake and ice cream!! Or waffles!!

[Oh look another hyper child that loves sugar. You have some great people to cook for, huh Remy.]

But I'll eat anything if a talking rat makes it!! That's like the coolest thing ever!!

[bestchefinparis]

[He may as well serve balls of sugar filled with honey, these kids are bound to love those]

I don't know, back at home people were a bit wary at first of letting a rat cook, but if you're fine with it...!

[It's a bit surprising so many are willing to let him cook. Maybe it's because they can hear him speak, he supposes. Rémy steps some distance away, and brings a plate with many beignets]

Looks like you like sweet stuff, so I think you'll like these beignets. Come on, give them a try!

[Sweet without being too sweet, with pieces of peaches, and all is crunchy, to boot. It's rather good!]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.... tell me, cheffo, what can you do with some nuts?

[The most shocking preference ever.]

[bestchefinparis]

Of course! There's a lot I could do with nuts! There are so many--wait, how much time do you have?

[All he can think at first takes some time to make, but he's trying really hard to think of something else]

[used_realtears]

[Well, he's pretty used to the talking animals now. So...] Do you know how to make Yummy Buns?

[bestchefinparis]

I know how to make yummy buns...pretty good ones, I think.

[Yeah, guess who didn't hear the capital letters]

[stanbyme]

...You're a rat.

[Who wants a rat to make them breakfast?]

[bestchefinparis]

[Like half of Paris and the residents of this place, apparently. Rémy doesn't seem very amused about that reply]

Thank you for the news. That's a no?

[tanukey]

...why're you asking.

[Suspicious.]

[bestchefinparis]

[Your paranoia is off the charts, pal, that much Rémy is sure about. Still, he tries to be as earnest as possible -- which comes easy to him, because this is cooking]

If we're going to be trapped here for a while then at least I should do my part on keeping everyone fed. I could try giving you anything and see how it goes, but if there's anything specific you want...!

[Then may as well aim for that instead of throwing something random at you]

[pinkflip]

...You can really cook? [ She has. Perused his profile, perhaps. ] Wow... Um... Nothing too heavy? Grilled chicken, sometimes salmon... A lot of protein. I've kind of got a pretty strict diet lately.

[bestchefinparis]

Salmon, that's a good idea! I'll make you some! [Definitely can cook, yes. There he is, hurrying to the fridge] If there's any. I doubt leaving a lot of good food was that dead guy's main concern when he trapped us here.