Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well that was a busy day, huh? But despite all that, a good majority of you are reasonable people, and are smart enough to find an escape without resorting to deadly violence. Maybe if you put your heads together, you'll find a way to get out of here! After all, the host is practically in shambles already, what can he do?

The whole first floor of the manor is open for your leasure now, with the only change being that there's now a set of rules in the foyer hanging on the wall.

Let the games begin.]

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Comments

[faciliheir]

I was born confident. And I'm kind of an expert on what villainous people do-- and what "good" people do when things get bad.

[sharpasanarrow]

And how are you an 'expert' on this, might I ask?

[faciliheir]

Villain Kid. Comes with the territory.

[sharpasanarrow]

I see.

[It starts to hit him.]

That sick, demented...freako is your...?

[faciliheir]

Kinda? There's some kind of weird time junk going on right now that means he's not the one I know, but he's the same man.

If I think too hard about it, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose it completely. [so. she doesn't.] And before you ask, the one I know would still definitely do something like this if he could.

[sharpasanarrow]

Hm.

[He's got to admit it.]

That's rough.

[faciliheir]

Gosh, you're telling me! And then I gotta sit around and listen to a bunch of stuck-up jerks call the man who sang me to sleep every night a sick, demented freako! [LONG

POINTED

SILENCE]

[sharpasanarrow]

He is trying to get us to commit murder.

[faciliheir]

Nobody's putting the knife in your hand. Ever hear of a little something called "personal responsibility?" I thought you good guys loved that kinda thing!

[sharpasanarrow]

I'm not one to be so easily swayed, but there are children here. Easily manipulated, or [god forbid] easily targeted.

[As much as he'd like it, he can't keep an eye on everyone all the time.]

[faciliheir]

Don't underestimate kids. They can be vicious little monsters if they put their minds to it.

[sharpasanarrow]

I'm not much a fan of children either, but I could hardly imagine...

They would be victims of circumstance, surely.

[faciliheir]

Huh? Oh, kids are great! They don't care about anything! [WHEN SHE SAYS MONSTERS SHE MEANS THAT LIKE A COMPLIMENT]

None of the kids here seem like the kind, but there were plenty of kids back home on the Isle you wouldn't want to get on the bad side of. I hear Uma did her first ransom at age five.

[sharpasanarrow]

[This girl is an enigma.]

That sounds...incredibly dangerous. Just who allowed them to run around wild like that?

[faciliheir]

... Themselves? Who would stop them?

[sharpasanarrow]

Are there no responsible adults?

[faciliheir]

[thinks...

thinks harder.........

thinks a little bit harder.....]

Yen Sid? Probably. I don't think even he'd stop anybody from doing something if they really want to, though. The Isle is pretty free-range.

[sharpasanarrow]

What kind of lawless place is this? If it is an island I would like to avoid landing there.

[faciliheir]

Uh, the Isle of the Lost? You know, the place they locked away all the villains? What do you guys even do with your bad guys after they're defeated and brought back to life if you don't put them on an island?

[sharpasanarrow]

We usually sentence them to prison or capital punishment. I have yet to see them come back to life.

[Is it that commonplace?!]

[faciliheir]

Man, sending someone to spend their entire family's life in just one building surrounded by an impenetrable magic barrier? And I thought Auradonians went overboard.

[thats how the prison works right children live there]

[sharpasanarrow]

You are mistaken, we have metal bars and brick walls. None of this 'impenetrable magic' nonsense.

[He is from the 1800s. Children can live in prison. That's fine.]

[faciliheir]

... What? You might as well just let them walk away, at that point. Any villain worth the title would be outta there before you know it.

[sharpasanarrow]

For those kind of scoundrels, we reserve capital punishment. The gallows, or the plank should we be at sea.

[faciliheir]

Wicked. [man CJ would love bothering this guy...] 'Course, I can't say I'm all for it. If villains stayed dead, I wouldn't have been born.