Sixth Trial

[rech]

I think I need a new angle for these speeches. Spice things up a little.

[His voice suddenly goes deeper and more ominous.]

Picture of Princess Ariel, a woman with a zest for life up until her untimely death. She was someone who wanted to see the good in most people, and because of that, she was well liked by even some of the most jaded people here. But even then, that couldn’t save her as she left her room today only to find herself trapped in an unending nightmare in… The Randall Rech Zone.

[... Yeah ok then.

As usual, there’s a new voodoo doll for The Beast, Molly, Marco, and Ariel as Randy looks expectantly as the guests.]

What do you think? I want your honest opinions.

[TRIAL START!]

Comments

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He looks honestly shocked. ]

I would never!

[faciliheir]

Of course you would! You're still mad 'cause Belle and Lefou dumped you-- one more must've just driven you crazy! You just couldn't stand that she was mine!

[athleticallyinclined]

[ His hands ball into fists, and he glares, a vein throbbing in the side of his neck. ]

They didn't dump me!

[faciliheir]

See? [GESTURES GRANDLY] Is this what you looked like when you killed my girlfriend, Gaston?

[scrapplinghook]

Kinda makes him look more like a monster than he tried saying Beast was, huh???

[Between last week and this outburst... yeah Mabel is Done with being nice to this guy. ]

[not_over_yet]

Mm. Unfortunately, as unrelentingly stupid and aggressive as he may be--he has a very loose grasp on reality. There is a chance he genuinely never noticed these events.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Long pause. ]

...Were you actually serious about the..."girlfriend" thing?

[faciliheir]

[. . .]

Hey, Hiro, can I borrow your chainsaw for a bit.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ NO LISTEN HE'S GONNA EXPLAIN ]

I thought it was just, you know.

One of those things women do to make men want them.

[faciliheir]

[. . .

LOUIS BETTER HOLD HER THE FUCK BACK BC SHE'LL POLEVAULT OVER THIS GODDAMN PODIUM]

[bayoublues]

FREDDIE!

[his short stubby gator arms can only hold her so much]

It's not worth it! We can't have you die, too!

[faciliheir]

I have never been so insulted-- [SHE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR A MAN, EVER, IN HER LIFE]

[bayoublues]

We can all gang up and punch Gaston later, okay?! But not now!

[faciliheir]

[... ugh fine you win]

[upgradeit]

[quietly slides a orange over to her. freddie, eat a fruit and maybe it'll make you feel better.

. . . he'd let you have the chainsaw but also he's sure the responsible adults would have nixed that.]

[hasit]

Oh, kriff, you really are as dense as I thought.

[She's not wearing Holdo's tiara for nothing, buddy.]

[athleticallyinclined]

It's all the muscles.