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grimgrinningghosts) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-03-04 12:43 pm
SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION
[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.
Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.
I’d suggest you get moving.]
Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.
I’d suggest you get moving.]

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[ He stops, turns, and peers anxiously at the "mural." ]
You need your eyes looked at!
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On your eyes?
[ That's...that's fucking horrifying. Don't mind Gaston, Leia, he's just leaning in real close to try and see the scars on your eyeballs. ]
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It was painless, and conducted with lasers.
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...What's a laser?
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[...this one is real. they're actually about to enter a tunnel.]
I just want to mention that it's going to be dark in there. So I want to remind you that my name is not Captain Stubing. This is not the Love Boat. If your names are Belle and Kylo Ren, I want you to move to opposite ends of the boat. Keep your hands to yourself.
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Belle and—
What?!
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[Seat belt is the word he's looking for]
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[...they're in pitch darkness for about 10 seconds when they hear hades:]
It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.
Everybody!
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world!
C'mon, we're not getting out till everybody sings!
[he's going to do this. ad-naueseam. and the tunnel will go on forever until at least 4 people are singing along with him.]
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He's totally singing. ]
IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S A SMAAAAAALL WORLD AAAAAFTER AAALL!
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[ It takes a few repeats of that chorus but... it's only dignity, which. is.
grating, it's grating. but magic is bullshit so sure, whatever, singing along. ]
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Do we have to?
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Belle and who?
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[That can't be right.
Right???]
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Then he gives Leia a genuinely wounded look. ]
You don't have to lie to me!
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[Force be a fence around her, Force be a fence around her]
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Good job, Leia. ]