ENDGAME GROUP 1: Hellscapes (Log 1)

[yourghosthost]

Now then.

[The initial groups have begun to disperse, and Ghostave and a group of stalwart young heroes remain seated right where they are.]

One of the things we’re looking for is supposedly in The Underworld. I intend to use this opportunity to speak to Hades as well, about his intentions.

...As well as find this “other box” that he seems to have so casually mentioned. Do we have any questions before we venture forth?

(ooc: if you’re in group 1, this is one of your logs!)

Comments

[memotome]

...hey, wait a minute! Ain't you that bloodthirsty warrior?

[just. pointing at jiminy.]

[hallotween]

-- Yeah, that's him! We're his managers.

[memotome]

[so panic is...cowering a little.]

...O-o-of course Hades would bring him here, just like the others!

[hallotween]

That's right. So, blocking our way is starting to sound like a real bad move, huh?

[memotome]

...I-is he here to fight? That's...he's not gonna beat me up, is he?

[hallotween]

Well, that all depends on if you move or not, doesn't it?

[kindaruledatit]

Yeah, c'mon. Don't want him to miss a match.

[memotome]

...Right, right. Of course. Right this way, M-mister Cricket.

[and he steps aside.]

[hallotween]

[PUSHES HIM JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE AND THEN GETS BACK TO BOOKING IT]

[kindaruledatit]

[Pistol fingers as she passes.]

Excellent choice, my dude.

[and now we're running.]

[whistlenotchirp]

....oh no.

[This can't be-]

Y-you must be mistaken. I'm Jiminy Cricket. You know, uh, Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in moments of temptation and guide along the straight and narrow path

[memotome]

...And slayer of demigods!

[whistlenotchirp]

Ohhhhhh no.

[Face in hands.]

oh no no no.

[memotome]

...Right, right. Oh no is right. You're also slayer of feeble inventors! Slayer of...of demigods and feeble inventors. I'm not listing out your full achievements. Please take mercy on me, o' lord high demon cricket!

[wannagetsmote]

[ speaking of Demi-gods, have some real loud glaring at the both of them. ]

[kindaruledatit]

....Thaaaat's right! It's totally him, dude. You don't want to mess with a guy like Jiminy Cricket.

[whistlenotchirp]

Wendy, I cannot atone for horrible murders by using it for my advantage!

[kindaruledatit]

[Shushes him. Sssshhhhh.]

It's fine, dude. Just be John Cena for a little while.

[whistlenotchirp]

I don't know who that is!

[kindaruledatit]

He's a wrestler, dude! One of the good guy types!

Look we can run with this. It doesn't mean you have to fight anyone.

[whistlenotchirp]

It makes me a liar and an ass.

[memotome]

I JUST DON'T WANNA GET BEAT UP!

[whistlenotchirp]

[sigh...]

Then you... better... watch your step... huh?

[memotome]

Y-y-y-y-y-yeeeee-

[he's totally frozen up.]

[kindaruledatit]

[THUMBS UP]