WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[in4apounding]

What's wrong?

[She- has no weapons yet, but she's moving defensively, ready to fight.]

[studentbody]

This...

[Finally, her hands move from her chest, but only to clutch at the sides of her face dramatically. There's nothing wrong with her; no wounds, no nothing.]

This is a room for poor people!

[The way she says it, you'd think she was truly in agony.]

[in4apounding]

[Taking a second to look around the room.]

...No, I'm pretty sure these are our rooms while we're here.

[studentbody]

Right, maybe it's fine for you. I'm a queen, I can't live like this. There has to be a suite or something, with a hot tub, and a mini bar...

[in4apounding]

...What are you queen of?

[studentbody]

Um, Egypt?

[Not strictly true but shhhh.]

[in4apounding]

...is Egypt an Earth thing, or another planet?

[studentbody]

What? [Ugh what is she an alien or something?] Of course it's on Earth. It was once the greatest dynasty in the world, ten times more advanced than anywhere else. Plus they had great clothes.

[in4apounding]

Ooh, that sounds very interesting! That must mean a lot of people will be looking for you, too, so we probably won't have to stay here long!

[studentbody]

I'm sure they're all, like, forming a manhunt as we speak.

[in4apounding]

That's good then! That bus's trail is probably pretty obvious, even if it was going through space or something, so it should be easy to follow.