WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

Bios

[in4apounding]

[Looks between Bojack and the bio a couple times. Reads the bio carefully.]

[. . .]

[Reaches out and pushes the 'play' button.]

..At least they picked a nice song for you?

[manecharacter]

[Bojack watches her, watching his bio, watching her press play. He cringes.]

I'm not sure I really understand the reference since I'm a horse with a name. A big name.

[in4apounding]

Maybe they couldn't find another horse song?

...that sounds sort of bad when I say it like that, actually.

[manecharacter]

Does it need to be a horse song!? Is your song a song about how you're a human?

[in4apounding]

...Actually it kind of is? I think. At least a little bit, maybe.

[She presses the button for her own song in demonstration.]

[manecharacter]

I stand corrected. [Blandly.]

I don't really care but, what's the relevance? To you, I mean.

[in4apounding]

...I do like meeting new people and asking questions. I don't think I've ever had to ask what streets or fire are, though.