WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[dothebackslide]

SHOWERS, OBVIOUSLY. DO YOU NOT WASH?

[As he shakes his hips.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

You shower...while wearing your clothes? [Grown-ups are so odd.]

[dothebackslide]

UH THEY GOTTA STAY CLEAN, LIL SMELLY GARBO GREMLIN.

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Man, he's infuriating.] Don't you have other clothes you can wear while that dries, at least? [Look, even she's given in and has taken a few of the souvenir shop clothes as extra outfits.] You're dripping everywhere.

[dothebackslide]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO ANIMATE NEW CLOTHES! WAY TO DESTROY THE BUDGET!

[essentiallyinvisible]

...the clothes are free though? Or at least there's no one asking for money. [And if they're going to escape on their own terms they don't have to worry about the bill, right?]

[dothebackslide]

EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE.

AND I'M NOT WILLING TO PAY THE TOLL OF BAD FASHION. WHAT IF GENE WILDER SAW ME!

[essentiallyinvisible]

[On the one hand, that's kind of understandable. On the other hand, he's still dripping water everywhere.] Well...I hope he'd help get us out of here before making fun of anyone's fashion.