WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[standsforrevenge]

[Gandhi is busy talking to himself and pretending he's good at shooting hoops, so he doesn't see the horrifying bug monster until it's too late.

And he screams like a girl.]

[captain_cronch]

[Sorry Ghandi but this is a combat arena so SQUARE UP THOT.

Centi charges Ghandi with a battle cry SHE WILL TAKE THE BALL.]

[standsforrevenge]

[FUCK SHE CAN HAVE IT HE TOSSES IT UP IN THE AIR AND RUNS]

[captain_cronch]

[YES SHE HAS IT! Centipeedle gives a happy squeal as she snatches the ball and...uh.

What comes next? She decides the next course of action is to hold onto it, like a broken mace.

She's currently gloating at Ghandi.]

[standsforrevenge]

Dude, do NOT sneak up on me like that!

[captain_cronch]

[Squat.

Hold up Basketball.

Square up. Thot.]

[standsforrevenge]

Oh.

Oh you wanna go.

[captain_cronch]

[Motions him over.

Let's do this.]

[standsforrevenge]

You're on. But don't think I'm gonna go easy on you 'cuz you're a girl!

[He's pretty sure she is at least]

[captain_cronch]

[Well thanks, Ghandi. She's definitely not planning on taking it easy since she's already charging him with the basketball as a blunt weapon.]

[standsforrevenge]

Whoa- hey! You gotta dribble! DRIBBLE!

[just. turns and runs]

[captain_cronch]

[VICTORY IS--her heels skid, making a crinkled expression, confused. What the hell do you mean dribble?]

[standsforrevenge]

[It takes him a minute to realize he's not still being chased.]

...

You don't know how to play, do you.

[captain_cronch]

[Squint. Hugging the ball tight. What is this...play?]