Foolish Mortals Mod Account (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
WEEK 1
[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
26 guests remain
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]
{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]
{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
no subject
no subject
Tell her more of this fabled technique.]
no subject
The slam dunk is the ultimate move in b-ball. It's the culmination of all of your skill and heart, and proof that you are one with the ball.
no subject
[She gets it, it's cool, but it's more important to learn how to do the thing.]
no subject
[Is he
is he stalling]
no subject
Show me and I'll learn.
no subject
[GET ON WITH IT]
no subject
Get on with it.]
no subject
He starts to run.
Everything's happening in slow motion.
As he approaches the hoop, he leaps into the air, striking a possibly famous pose]
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[HE DUNKS IT- no he overshot it and it hits the backboard and also he knocks into the pole face-first.]
no subject
Very informative.
no subject
I am the B-BALL MASTER!