WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[candymancan]

And you look like a malformed second cousin to one of my Oompa-Loompas.

[dothebackslide]

[Blink. Blink. Squint.]

...What do you mean your Oompa-Loompas?

[candymancan]

...What do you mean? I wasn't sure anyone else knew what the Oompa-Loompas were, aside from me.

They're my employees.

[dothebackslide]

[Blink. Blink.

And then huge grin.]

...WOW! OH WOW Y-YOU'RE REALLY HIM! I THOUGHT YOU'D LOOK MUCH OLDER!

[candymancan]

[Pause. Wonka thinks for a moment.

Someone Has Finally Recognized Him. He grins broadly.]

Why, yes indeed. Willy Wonka, chocolatier extraordinaire, owner of the finest chocolate factory in all the world and producer of the finest candies known to man.

And thank you very much.

[He works very hard to not look his age. Puts on a chocolate exfoliating mask every morning.]

[dothebackslide]

Ohhhh MAMA. [Just grabs his hand to shake.] YOU WERE GREAT! GOOD AS ANY TOON! FEW COULD DO BETTER!

[candymancan]

I- thank you, very much-

[he glances subtly at the bios]

-Daniel. Good to meet someone who actually recognizes me in this place.

[dothebackslide]

It was wrong of me not to recognize you before! Now that the full picture's clear: [He winks.] You're keeping it tight.

[candymancan]

Oh, no, don't worry about it, I know this place is quite distracting for everyone right now. I'm sure that had we met under better circumstances we would have had a much better start.

Speaking of, I do apologize for my behavior before, your fashion choices are quite... appealing.

[Laying it on thick.]

[dothebackslide]

Its all good, my man. You had some quick wordplay, as befitting a master of the craft.

[candymancan]

As do you, Dan Backslide.

[as do you, dan backslide. as do you, dan backslide]

[dothebackslide]

[Gene Wilder thinks he's cool!!!]

Well! I learned from the examples of the greats.

[Gene Wilder was deffo after the Dover Boys but he's in a compliment mood and maybe Mr. Wilder won't look to into it.]

[candymancan]

[There is absolutely no chance this will end poorly for all involved]

And I'm sure you're one of the "greats" yourself.