WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[candymancan]

But if you inconvenience them, then the man holding us captive will have to take notice. You see? It all evens out.

I'm certainly not going to do it- the bedsheet idea was your poorly thought out plan, not mine. I'm simply improving it.

[toogoodtobetrue]

You're going to let me take the credit? If I do such a thing it'd be unfair not to give you the credit, since it's your improvement.

[Boy is she getting annoyed]

[candymancan]

Oh, fine then. "Idea to deface bedsheets with slogans appealing to people's better natures: property of Coraline," then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, "with improvements by Willy Wonka."

[toogoodtobetrue]

...sounds good.

[She even extends a hand]

It's a deal. I'll do it.

[She manages to refrain from laughing to herself]

[candymancan]

...

[Wonka narrows his eyes. Stares at the hand.

He shakes it, keeping his eyes on her the whole time. He can tell she has some sort of plan, here, but he'll reserve judgement for after she's put it in action.

And then he can chew her out for being dishonest.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Come on, don't look at me like that!

[She lets go, bouncing on her feet]

I better get started. I'll need lots of bedsheets, and I won't get them by standing here. See you around, Mr. Wonka!

[Aaaand there she goes]