WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[notthebattleship]

It is.

[Walks over to pick it up. Her bouncy ball.]

Now I'll try to stop you from scoring. [Do you accept this challenge.]

[dothebackslide]

The pretty little basketball? Wow. But my feet are so raw. RAW FEET. My ears are scared and the baby ostriches caallll.

[He picks up the ball though.]

[notthebattleship]

[She wishes she could pick up her notepad and jot all of his ramblings. It's like his brain is firing at full speed and he can only make out a few words. So he's either some sort of genius or just plain hilarious.

Zhu Li sets her ball on the bleachers and returns to the court.] When you're ready.

[dothebackslide]

[Or he's just quoting Bad Lip Reading High School Musical, either/or.

He dribbles the ball carefully.] At night it makes you feel like you know karate! Kicking your friend! But why must I just dance!

[notthebattleship]

[Dubbing movers with bad lip reading. That will be a hit with the public.

Zhu Li ignores his distracting words and stands in front of Dan, arms to the side. She guesses she's supposed to block every path to the hoop with her body.]