WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[treefetish]

[just. this face.]

That's amazing! And this is just, you know, normal to you? This is what you spend your time doing, seeing all these amazing things?

[oh_worm]

I mean... the Bravest Warriors are totally here for awesome nature stuff too, but mostly we go around saving planets and stopping wars and finding lost pets and junk. You know, hero stuff. But science is one of my specialties, and Zoobotany is way awesome. So I guess it's... normal, but still totally rad?

[treefetish]

Oh, that's really cool, too! [but so far beyond her realm of experience her brain can only focus on so much] So, you're a superhero? Like in comic books?

[oh_worm]

Kinda, yeah! Our parents all were for sure, and we decided to pick up where they left off when they all got trapped in the See-Through Zone. We already had the hideout and some power gear, and we're not terrible at using them!

[treefetish]

... Gosh, do all of you guys have really intense backstories with your families?

[oh_worm]

Maybe? It'd be nice to not be the one with the craziest family story for once, but uh... [ laughs nervously ] that would suck for them. Do other peeps here have that kinda thing going on?

[treefetish]

This one kid's grandfather stole his eye. His grandfather, the Moon.