WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Coraline can't believe this, oh god, why does this happen]

This stuff isn't even that good. I bet next week half of it will be rotting into the trash. I mean, look at this. [She picks up a cap] Would you buy this?

[standsforrevenge]

Uh, no? 'Cuz I'm stealing it!

[He is wearing half a dozen of the same cap stacked on top of each other right now.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

That's not what I mean! I mean if you had money instead of just...taking it!

[standsforrevenge]

Hmm.

[He seems deep in thought for a moment.]

Nah I'd probably still steal it.

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Wow. You're unbelievable]

You're such an upstanding citizen.

[Judging you so hard]

[standsforrevenge]

[wtf ur like 12 no judging]

What, like you've never stolen anything?

[toogoodtobetrue]

Of course not! Stealing is against the law!

[standsforrevenge]

Yeah! And that's what makes it fun!

[toogoodtobetrue]

There are others ways to have fun. Like, I dunno, did you try videogames or something?

[She has the nagging feeling she's wasting her time trying to steer Gandhi away from petty crimes, hah!]

[standsforrevenge]

Yeah! I totally swiped Abe's copy of Call of Duty once. Don't tell him.