WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[studentbody]

[Cleo jerks her head back and blinks. Woah, such rudeness! But also maybe she misjudged the situation...]

...Please? I don't know how.

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Well that was a change of attitude! Coraline doesn't seem willing to do it for her, but if she's apologetic, well...]

...I could tell you how it's done.

[And then you do what she says! Coraline thinks that's reasonable]

[studentbody]

[Cleo claps her hands together, looking fuckin 'gized about the idea.]

Would you? Please??

[toogoodtobetrue]

It's easy. [Coraline taps the smoothie machine] This does all the work, all you have to do is put the stuff in it and the machine does everything for you.

[She opens the cabinets full of fruits. Nothing amazing -- average quality at best -- but nothing's moldy or rotting, so it's the best this park can aspire to]

Get whatever you want and shove it into...this hole!

[She points at the right part of the machine]

[studentbody]

Oh. Sounds easy.

[With all the confidence of a true Egyptian queen, Cleo pulls out her fruits of choice, and dumps some of each into the machine.]

...Is there any wheatgrass? My stomach really needs the protein.

[toogoodtobetrue]

Iiiii don't think you use wheat in smoothies. Sounds kind of...specialized?

[More like gross]

[studentbody]

No, no, wheat grass. It's different. It's super healthy. I heard Kate Moss drinks it in her smoothies!

[Kate! Moss!!!]

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Who is Kate Moss, Coraline wonders]

Oh. That may be a little better.

[Coraline rummages through the cabinets. Other than fruits and like seventeen containers of sugar, there doesn't seem to be any wheatgrass]

Sorry, looks like they don't have any of that here. No surprise, right? That Swackhammer guy doesn't know to put good stuff in this park.

[There isn't any chocolate in this stand. That's an outrage, in Coraline's opinion]

[studentbody]

[Cleo's lower lip juts out, but she doesn't argue; instead, she lets out an exasperated sigh.]

He's an ugly, mean little man. He wouldn't know good if it slapped him in the face.