WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[udderly]

[Otis laughs.]

Oh yeah, definitely. Everyone knows you can't just blindly cash in to fads - you gotta know what you're doing or it'll all blow up in your face!

[He would know. It's happened to him more than once.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

I don't think he knows what he's doing. He couldn't even kidnap the right people, instead he got... [It sounds so self-deprecating to say it like this, but...] ...all of us.

[As if they weren't perfectly good toons by their own merits! Not that Coraline knows this, hah]

This place's going to fall apart in less than a month and he'll be out in the streets.

[udderly]

Man, I hope so. I have stuff to get back to doing back on the farm and I'm kiiiiiiinda over the whole being kidnapped thing now. It was fun for a few hours, but now it's just boring unless I wanna play more basketball.

[This barely ranks among the top 10 weirdest things that have happened to him, honestly.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Well we can't just wait around, right? [Coraline gets off her seat] The bus we came from must be somewhere.

[Well there's a problem...leaving aside that maybe it's not a bus that can be driven like any other, but just in case:]

Do you know how to drive?

[udderly]

Uh, sure? But I definitely don't have a license, if that's a problem.

[He's a cow. Cows don't take driver's ed.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

That shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't stop. If the cops don't see you then it's not a crime.

[It's the kind of logic that applies to extreme emergencies, because otherwise Coraline sure wouldn't condone it!]

[udderly]

It's okay, if we see the cops they're usually so baffled that a cow is driving that they forget to give me a ticket!

[This may or may not happen a lot.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

...wait, how often have you gotten caught by the police?!

[This is a rebellious cow!]

[udderly]

I dunno. It happened a lot more before I, like, settled down. Also before I actually learned how to drive like a human instead of a cow.

[It's fine. He's definitely trustworthy.]