WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[candymancan]

And why not? Considering our situation as kidnapping victims, still trapped by a man who wants us to kill each other... weaponry should be the first thing on your mind, dear.

[thegreateggscape]

Violence has never been my first option.

[It'd have made her movie a lot shorter.]

[candymancan]

But it is still an option, isn't it?

[thegreateggscape]

...

[She narrows her eyes at him.]

The absolute last one.

[candymancan]

Hm. So tell me, dear, what would it take for you to decide violence is the only answer left for you?

[thegreateggscape]

When there are none left.

[candymancan]

None left? Are you referring to there being no other options, or no other survivors of this place?

Because I can tell you this- if you only fight back once everyone else is dead, that's perhaps more cowardly than never fighting at all.

[thegreateggscape]

No other options, of course.

[She's horrified at the suggestion that Wonka put forward. Yet, there is something in what he says that has dug its claws into her. Was trying to run away cowardly? Was she putting more people in danger through that than fighting? If she'd fought back at the farm, if she'd acted sooner than repeated failed escape attempts- how many lives might she have saved?

But- she might not have saved any at all, and lost a whole lot more.]

I don't want to see anyone get hurt.

[candymancan]

But someone will get hurt in the end. Maybe not yet, but someone will crack under the pressure.

And when they do, will you sit idly by and let it happen?

[thegreateggscape]

[She swallows hard.]

...No.

[She thinks.]

[candymancan]

You had better be certain, dear.

[With that, the ominous man ominously walks away, whistling to himself.]

[thegreateggscape]

[What the FUCK was with that guy.]