WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[loneleye]

Have you guys been on any quests before? Like, big quests. Real ones.

[oh_worm]

I mean we've done some like... upper medium sized quests, I'd say? But mostly we just answer calls from people who are in trouble and need it, so a lot of them are just kind of "Go find a missing pet before it runs off into enemy territory" or "Help negotiate a peace treaty" or "Stop a planet from exploding."

[ A beat. ]

Now that I'm thinking about it, a couple of the ones I try not to think about too much prooooobably qualify as "big." Anyway, the Bravest Warriors don't think about our score on the pinball table of the fight against evil much, I guess is my point.