WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[codeofhero]

It is a new irritation to add to the pile. [Hmph. Nothing even in his size, is there.] I refuse to wear it all on principal, of course.

[Going naked this whole round, just you watch.]

[oh_worm]

Goooonna go ahead and say that'll be a little easier for you than for me, dude.

[codeofhero]

[Ugh, you humans.]

hmm, if our captor had any wits about him, he might offer you all something better than his abandoned merchandise.

[but all we've got is the trashman.]

[oh_worm]

[ look, man, she has ladycurves to worry about ]

You'd think. But nope, just this nonsense.

[codeofhero]

[Sorry, but does it look like anything here comes in a size Raptor?]

Perhaps someone should bring it up to him, then.

[oh_worm]

I'm not sure how much good bringing anything up to him would be. Guy's more of a brick wall than a Memory Donk living inside an actual brick wall!

[codeofhero]

[.....He'll just pretend that he understands what that means.]

...True. I haven't seen a leader less unfit for anything.