WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[manecharacter]

Doesn't matter. She's not here, it doesn't matter.

[Hold up.]

Umm.. I don't understand why the amount of small girls here would be relevant? Unless you don't want me to know who you are, to which I say- screw you.

[essentiallyinvisible]

...are names that important to you? [Honestly she's a little confused about why almost everyone has their names up.] They're only really good for telling people apart when they're all part of a large group and they all have similar jobs. Really, "Little Girl" is fine for me!

[manecharacter]

Names are everything where I come from. You're only worth as much as the recognition you get.

[He sounds a little tired by it.]

Alright, Little Girl, should I ask what kind of utilitarian society you come from?

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well yeah! If you accomplish something really memorable, people usually use that to refer to you! [Isn't being recognized for your specific achievement better than people just knowing your name a lot?]

Oh, I'm from France!

[manecharacter]

France? Christ, that explains everything. Maybe you're better off here.

[essentiallyinvisible]

What do you mean by that?