WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[carbonairhead]

Ohhhh! That I understand! It's a box that's not a box!

[oh_worm]

Yeah! And you come from somewhere in one box, and I probably come from somewhere in a different box, and so on for everyone here.

[carbonairhead]

Those sure are big boxes.

[oh_worm]

They sure are, Fizzy. They sure are.

[carbonairhead]

How do you know all this stuff? It's really amazing.

[oh_worm]

I study! A lot. And I've been studying since I was a baby. And I have a really good memory and logic skills and junk like that, if you want to get technical.

[carbonairhead]

That long ago? Wow! The baby ponies only learn how to play and dance, not be really smart!

[oh_worm]

My dad is... intense. He wanted to make sure I was smart, and I sure as heck am smart now. Playing and dancing is nice too, though, sometimes I wish I could have done more of that.

[carbonairhead]

Well, gosh... Sounds like you're some kind of supergirl!

[ ...fizzy has read the bios but there are so many it's hard to keep any of the straight. ]