WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[in4apounding]

Fighting the Grimm has never really been the scary part. I AM very good at it.

[She proud.]

People are the scary part. ....not having to fight them, I mean, just. Um. In general. Sometimes. [hic]

[toogoodtobetrue]

People? Oh...you're not used to being with lots of people?

[You seem to be okay having a conversation one-on-one, at least!]

[in4apounding]

Not a lot, no. Usually it was just me and my father, unless I was in class.

[toogoodtobetrue]

[So your first experience with lots of people is while you're being told to kill someone in a wasteland park. Wow. Sucks to be you, Penny]

At least there are animals here. Some say it's easier to talk to animals than to people. Except the raccoon, you really don't want to talk to him.

[in4apounding]

I'm pretty sure the animals here are also people, though?

[They talk and stuff.]

Mister Wabuu certainly is- strange, yes.

[toogoodtobetrue]

Okay, you're right about that. I'm not that used to talking animals in this world.

[The cat could talk in the other world, so she associated talking animals with the other world. It's odd it can happen in this one too]

[in4apounding]

Your world- that would be Earth, right? ...I'm pretty sure the animals don't talk where I'm from, either, but I guess I never actually checked.

[toogoodtobetrue]

I found out animals are smarter than you'd think. Even if they don't talk, they can watch and help you when you need them.

[...it's just that it'd be a rare moment]

I dunno why these ones can talk here, but they seem smart enough to me! Like the cow. He can drive, you know.

[in4apounding]

Oh, no, I didn't! ...I did see him kind of. Use his hooves as hands, somehow. Which I guess would make the driving much easier.

[toogoodtobetrue]

The police has caught him driving like a hundred times already.

[She's exaggerating, thankfully]