WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

Re: Room

[in4apounding]

You think maybe whoever's working for him put them here without telling him?

[essentiallyinvisible]

There must be other caretakers of some sort, even if we never encounter them ourselves for some reason.

[in4apounding]

Someone had to be watching the bus somehow to have those biographies set up. Mister Swackhammer said he wasn't actually expecting us specifically, remember?

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yes! [She lights up at recalling that.] And...they didn't just have descriptions, they had pictures as well. [How long have they been watched?]

[in4apounding]

Do you think they could've gotten those pictures from inside the bus?

[A lot of them were pretty tightly cropped on their faces.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

...some of them, maybe? But one of them is definitely from the time I ended up on the Businessman's new planet... [She doesn't have her sword back yet, after all.]