WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle looks like you told her a bunch of abstract lore from oh say a video game.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Uh...you know...kids? [She points at herself. Uh, maybe something Centipeedle can relate to? She's a gem so...] Little...little rocks?

[captain_cronch]

[She's imaging like kids are Peridots and Rubies to gem's Jaspers and Topazes. She gives a slow nod, like she's getting it. Completely wrong!]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Kids like me can't drive because we...um...we would crash into everything. We can't even look over the steering wheel without having to stand on the seat. You don't want kids driving around and wrecking everything.

[captain_cronch]

[Well that's lame. That sounds like some Homeworld bullshit to her.

Centipeedle gestures to herself before miming driving. She could teach YOU to steer a spaceship...or a bus.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

...wait, really? You want to teach me how to drive?

[Coraline didn't see this coming at all]

[captain_cronch]

[Squawks, her hair flipping as she bobs YES.

She misses having a crew, it'd be great to find more crewmates.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

...you know what...yeah! Sure, why not? I'll do it!

[Her parents would so disapprove this, buuuuut her parents aren't here and she won't tell them about any of this when she returns home...

...so yep, why not to learn to drive? With an instructor that's also a gem? Could be fun!]