WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[notthebattleship]

[Nodding, nodding, writing, writing. There's two whole pages filled out now.]

Thank you. I believe I know how to use this when I need a workout. [Not now, considering she's wearing heels.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Well that's probably the closest they're going to get to a user's manual for this thing. And she does notice the heels.]

You'll need different shoes for that. Or socks. But they're not good for bare feet. [She gestures at the slightly rough texture of the band.]

[notthebattleship]

I see. Will the shoes in the shops work? [The basketball ones.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah, those should be fine!

[notthebattleship]

[A nod.] I'll keep that in mind when I use it.

[essentiallyinvisible]

[A nod] Is there anything else you'd like to ask about? Otherwise I have to get back to my own workout.

[notthebattleship]

That's all.

[She will inspect those weights and do a little bit of exercise before heading back to her room.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She nods and smiles, waving a bit before going over to finish up her weightlifting and stretches.]