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foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
WEEK 1
[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]
{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
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[It would definitely be a lot easier if he had a glass jaw, but not nearly as interesting.]
But. Okay. I'll remember that, when the time comes.
...what IS your job, just running this casino? And what kind of perks?
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[Geez even those horrible cup children didn't tell him their plan.]
Exactly. You prolly won't care about my perks, but I was outta a job before I was offered this. And I'm nothin' if not an opportunist.
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[Was that not, like, expected? It seems like a pretty standard expectation to her.]
[Also she actually was hoping he'd be up for backstabbing Swackhammer, whoops.]
Are you already getting paid, then, even though the park isn't open and no one's here but us?
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