WEEK 4

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well you've been here for almost a month now, and it feels like you're no closer to finding a way to stop Swackhammer or King Dice. Heck, it might feel like you're even more powerless after the trial that just happened.

Maybe you'll start to find new clues, but who knows if it will aid in your escape.

But perhaps... on the bright side... a new park location has opened up? At least you get music and art now!]

20 Guest Remain

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[dothebackslide]

[Dan Backslide, coward bully cad and thief, and archenemy of the Dover Boys, is having a weird day.

He starts off in the laundry room which he just stares at for a bit, annoyed at all these... feelings he's getting. How dare there be feelings here. Gross. He knocks everything on top of a surface onto the ground, but it doesn't really make him feel any better.

Then he tries exploring the new land and ends up absolutely terrified on the Public School Ride, desperately trying to escape. Woe be to those who end up on this one with him.]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOT AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN! I'M A FREE ADULT MAN NOW! [Trying to topple desks or fight the teacher is not going great bc, you know, a screen.

When he emerges at last from the ride, he starts searching through his pockets and starts stuffing cigarettes into his mouth.

And then finds his box empty.]

OH SWEET MERCY FROM THE HEAVENS! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT?! HOW CAN I SURVIVE WITHOUT MY TOBACCO?!

[He has eight in his mouth. But he's definitely gonna be harassing King Dice for more smokes later.]

[bringmecontracts]

[Why.]

[dothebackslide]

[I NEED THE SMOKES KING DICE GIMME GIMME GIMME]

[standsforrevenge]

[And some of the things Dan knocks off end up pelting Gandhi's impenetrable pillow armor and bounce off harmlessly.]

Aw, yeah, I'm invincible!

[dothebackslide]

TRULY YOU ARE IMPENETRABLE TO ALL PHYSICAL FORCES.

[standsforrevenge]

I cannot be stopped, bro.

[dothebackslide]

I mean, time could probably do the trick. Worked on Little Girl pretty well.

[standsforrevenge]

Dude. Too soon.

[dothebackslide]

WELL WHEN IS IT APPROPRIATE TO MAKE JOKES AROUND HERE.

[standsforrevenge]

She was, like, ten! You don't think that's fucked up?

[dothebackslide]

WOW, LANGUAGE, THERE'S CHILDREN HERE.

[standsforrevenge]

FUCK.

ride

[treefetish]

... Are you okay?

[because you're kinda harshing her note-taking buzz rn????]

[dothebackslide]

I'M LITERALLY GOING TO DIE OF BOREDOM!

[Slamming his head into the ground.]

[treefetish]

You are not. I don't think that's even possible.

I'm sure it'll finish up soon. Just sit quietly until then! [THATS EASY RIGHT]

[dothebackslide]

IT MIGHT BE.

[He immediately pushes himself to full height, glaring at Audrey.] SIT. QUIETLY. YOU WANT ME. DAN BACKSLIDE. COWARD, BULLY, CAD, THIEF, ARCHENEMY OF THE DOVER BOYS. TO SIT. QUIETLY.

[treefetish]

[beat]

Yes.

[dothebackslide]

[He slaps her with a handkerchief. It's not very effective bc like. Handkerchief]

[treefetish]

[heh that kinda tickled

NO WAIT. she has to play along. now, what would the desired reaction for this be.... hmmmmm....

and after like a solid minute of weighing it over, she basically throws herself from the chair and lands with a thump on the ground.]

[dothebackslide]

[The digital teacher right now, probably: is this performance art. This is a history class. Do you know what we do to artists.]

DAN BACKSLIDE HAS NEVER LEARNED A THING IN HIS LIFE AND HE CERTAINLY ISN'T GOING TO START NOW!

[treefetish]

Learning is really cool, though!

[muffled, bc she is still on the ground]

I didn't even know there was so much to say about paperclips in the first place!

School Ride

[in4apounding]

What was he talking about this time?

[She sympathizes so much. So very much.]

[dothebackslide]

I DUNNO, HOW TO BE A GIANT NERD LOSER THAT EVERYONE HATES

[in4apounding]

...Paperclips again? That's what he kept talking about when I went in.

[She just kind of gets a thousand yard stare. She doesn't even look this way when she's talking about King Dice and the Little Girl's trial.]

Not even how they're made, or- just. Just how they're used.

[dothebackslide]

PAPERCLIPS ARE FOR COWARDS WHO AREN'T BRAVE ENOUGH TO USE A STAPLER!