WEEK 4

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well you've been here for almost a month now, and it feels like you're no closer to finding a way to stop Swackhammer or King Dice. Heck, it might feel like you're even more powerless after the trial that just happened.

Maybe you'll start to find new clues, but who knows if it will aid in your escape.

But perhaps... on the bright side... a new park location has opened up? At least you get music and art now!]

20 Guest Remain

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ride

[treefetish]

... Are you okay?

[because you're kinda harshing her note-taking buzz rn????]

[dothebackslide]

I'M LITERALLY GOING TO DIE OF BOREDOM!

[Slamming his head into the ground.]

[treefetish]

You are not. I don't think that's even possible.

I'm sure it'll finish up soon. Just sit quietly until then! [THATS EASY RIGHT]

[dothebackslide]

IT MIGHT BE.

[He immediately pushes himself to full height, glaring at Audrey.] SIT. QUIETLY. YOU WANT ME. DAN BACKSLIDE. COWARD, BULLY, CAD, THIEF, ARCHENEMY OF THE DOVER BOYS. TO SIT. QUIETLY.

[treefetish]

[beat]

Yes.

[dothebackslide]

[He slaps her with a handkerchief. It's not very effective bc like. Handkerchief]

[treefetish]

[heh that kinda tickled

NO WAIT. she has to play along. now, what would the desired reaction for this be.... hmmmmm....

and after like a solid minute of weighing it over, she basically throws herself from the chair and lands with a thump on the ground.]

[dothebackslide]

[The digital teacher right now, probably: is this performance art. This is a history class. Do you know what we do to artists.]

DAN BACKSLIDE HAS NEVER LEARNED A THING IN HIS LIFE AND HE CERTAINLY ISN'T GOING TO START NOW!

[treefetish]

Learning is really cool, though!

[muffled, bc she is still on the ground]

I didn't even know there was so much to say about paperclips in the first place!

[dothebackslide]

You've just given me a disease. I can feel it, I'm sick now because of what horrible things you've just said. I'm going to have to see a doctor and get PILLS OF VARIOUS FLAVORS.

[treefetish]

You are n-- [play along

...]

We don't have any doctors here, though! You may never be cured. You might die. [shes trying]

[dothebackslide]

[He puts a hand on his chest, gasping dramatically.]

Death. And a BORING one too! That's just too much to bear!

[He shoves a cigar in his mouth.] Welp. Time to die in a blaze of glory, trying to kill that serious fiend.

[Pointing dramatically at teacher.]

[treefetish]

...

You can't do that! [OKAY SHE WANTS OFF THIS RIDE NOW THANKS]

1/2

[dothebackslide]

OH TREE GIRL, IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT PHRASE IN THE WORLD. THE ONLY REASONABLE RESPONSE WHEN FACE WITH A TERRIBLE OPPRESSOR THAT MUST BE VANQUISHED.

[dothebackslide]

OF COURSE YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR.

[And he starts to claw at the screen.]

[treefetish]

[oh great cool she's glad this is happening

as much as she'd like to just cover her eyes and let whatever's about to happen just happen, she'd actually super like people to stop dying all the time??? and well shit if that involves just trying to fucking knock him to the ground it's for his own good.]

Stop it! You're gonna get in trouble!

[dothebackslide]

[He absolutely falls to the ground, tumbling into a corner.

He blinks.

He grins.]

TROUBLE YOU SAY! SOUNDS WONDERFUL!

[treefetish]

No! It sounds bad! Trouble here gets you killed!

[dothebackslide]

[He flips up to his feet and is just suddenly right in front of her]

THUS IS WAR! HEAVY LOSSES ON ALL SIDES! I MEAN LOOK AT YOU!

[He tags on her nose and then shows off his thumb sitting in between two fingers.]

YOU LOST YOUR NOSE!

[how did he paint his thumb a peach color that quick]

[treefetish]

[how the fuck did he--

no this is better. get his focus on her and not possibly dangerous situation. hope lesson just. ends. soon.]

You give that back right now, Dan Backslide! You, you... [GOD WHAT WAS... THE WORD HE USED...] Cod!

[dothebackslide]

[Dan Backslide suddenly has fish lips. Yes really.

He gasps in offense.]

I NEVER. MAYBE YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK THEN! NEVER EVER!

[treefetish]

[... hmmmt]

I'll challenge you for it!

[dothebackslide]

[Fish lips gone, giant grin.]

ohohohohoHHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

NAME THE GAME!

[treefetish]

[with great gravitas:]

The Quiet Game.

[dothebackslide]

[Shit.]

...Smooth.