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King Dice ([personal profile] bringmecontracts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-21 10:44 am
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Final Trial

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]


Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I- no, no, I knew that part, I meant. When you showed up. You were all- "Hey I'm Your Friend Mister Smoke, Take This Stupid Weed And Spread It Around Your Homes To Make Zombies For Me."

[She's. She's doing a dumb voice which sounds absolutely nothing like George C Scott.]
georgecsmoke: (pic#12448156)

[personal profile] georgecsmoke 2018-07-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds nothin’ like me!
in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
That is exactly what you sound like. "That sounds nothing like me, murr murr murr weed drugs feel good murr murr murr."

[It's getting worse.]
standsforrevenge: (to death bro)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-23 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, he sounds more like- [mashes his hands against his face and makes a loud fart noise]
in4apounding: (-pation)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Can robots snort.]

[The answer is apparently yes because that gets a really undiginified snorting laugh from Penny.]
georgecsmoke: (pic#12448154)

[personal profile] georgecsmoke 2018-07-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
“Murr murr murr my art style completely clashes with everybody else’s blah blah blah!”
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't even- ...does weed make people see everything as cartoons? Because that would explain at least a FEW things.
georgecsmoke: (pic#12448155)

[personal profile] georgecsmoke 2018-07-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Pssh. You’ll get it eventually.
in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You- ....your MOM will get it eventually.

[Is she doing this right.]
standsforrevenge: (fingerguns)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Thumbs up!!]
codeofhero: <user name=calibrashuns site=tumblr.com> (Vermin)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[7/10 you made an effort and also he hates smoke]