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King Dice ([personal profile] bringmecontracts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-21 10:44 am
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Final Trial

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]


Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.
standsforrevenge: (to death bro)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't cows only eat like... grass and stuff?
standsforrevenge: (say)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody asked you, fartface.
udderly: (i can teach you)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely do not eat chickens!
in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Cows are herbivorous, I'm pretty sure they can't eat meat! Or shouldn't. I'm not actually sure. But they won't if they're left alone! ...At least regular cows don't, on Remnant. Again, I've never had the chance to try asking any.

[Please no one tell her that cows will actually eat dead animals and stuff in the wild, this is not the time for it.]
georgecsmoke: (pic#12448156)

[personal profile] georgecsmoke 2018-07-23 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, cows will actually eat dead animals and stuff in the wild, even if this is not the time for it
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
...That's super gross and I'll have to look it up later but I don't believe you.

[No one CREDIBLE tell her.]
codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Golden disk)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, perhaps there would be a cow Predacon after all...
udderly: (what the guys go crazy for)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-23 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, we super don't like to. It's gross.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
...Ew.

[She could have lived happily not knowing that the Simpsons Were Right.]
udderly: (i can teach you)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, the humans do it too.
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's still gross.
codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Default)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
...It is, yes.