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Gaiden Mock NPCs ([personal profile] superstarlineup) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial

[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]

Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?

[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.

Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.

In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]


I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.

[A small pause, then:]

Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.

There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
stinkypete: (12)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, ol' Pete ain't got nothin' to hide! Scout's honor!

[Puts a hand over his heart and puffs his chest out. An ace of spades falls out of his glove, which he quickly picks up again and shoves into his pocket.]

'Sides, that pooch got what was comin' to him. A monstrosity like that, talkin' and walkin' on four legs.... [He shudders.]
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (I'm sure we could make a deal)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-11-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do you need a shovel or are you content digging that hole with your bear- sorry, bare hands?
stinkypete: (09)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Pete's perfectly fine diggin' his own damn hole, thank you very much! And it waren't me, I was snoozin' when da whole thing went down!
awardnothawk: E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! (sing it with me)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But you realize that, like. If nobody saw you, then it's not an alibi, right?
stinkypete: (03)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I don't need no lullaby to go to sleep. D'you think I'm a kid or somethin'?
awardnothawk: they built fifty foot tree-house robots (when we went to that museum)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A-li-bi, not lul-la-by. [Using those enunciation lessons there.] It means "excuse for why you didn't murder."
stinkypete: (07)

1/2

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh! That's easy! [He crosses his arms and grins.]
stinkypete: (13)

2/2

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...'cus I was busy catching up on this thing...what do you call it? Ah, "sleep"!
dannydorito: (Default)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds airtight to me.
mostwantedfrog: (twink)

[personal profile] mostwantedfrog 2018-11-03 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the old cat versus dog rivalry... motive if I ever saw one.
stinkypete: (11)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever tasted a knuckle sandwich, frog?
noweenies: (Growing in every way!)

[personal profile] noweenies 2018-11-03 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a pupppy!
stinkypete: (Default)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Who walked on all fours like some...some animal!
noweenies: (Growing in every way!)

[personal profile] noweenies 2018-11-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he was!

He should have spent his life playing ball and wagging his tail, and now he's dead!
stinkypete: (09)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-11-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He should've spent his life learnin' how to not be an awful CGI abomination!
dannydorito: (bp rising)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-03 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, some of us manage to be abominations without the help of your stupid computers and Photoshops and Siris!
noweenies: (Say hello to the people who care)

[personal profile] noweenies 2018-11-03 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what that means, but you have to train a dog if you want it to learn things.