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Gaiden Mock NPCs ([personal profile] superstarlineup) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial

[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]

Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?

[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.

Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.

In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]


I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.

[A small pause, then:]

Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.

There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
orwellgirl: (I come alive)

[personal profile] orwellgirl 2018-11-03 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The broken glass was from where your twin sister totally smashed me in the head!

So, really, that's, like. Four murders. Whoever did this had to be amazingly bored.
awardnothawk: they built fifty foot tree-house robots (when we went to that museum)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-03 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can still talk and you weigh, like, too much to be sitting on anyone's lap, you're not dead.
Edited 2018-11-03 22:06 (UTC)
orwellgirl: (I come alive)

[personal profile] orwellgirl 2018-11-03 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, like--

[... she never did learn. his name.]

Chesterfield here is totally dead. I've carried death rays that weigh more than him.